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(Super-Welterweight) Dead Man Coffeeguzzler defeated Arnold Palmer by unanimous decision: 115-111, 115-111, 115-111.

Match Thursday, October 13, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Arnold Palmer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Palmer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler hits with a jab to the jaw.
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+Palmer fires a uppercut to the face.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Palmer with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Palmer throws a barrage of furious punches to the head!
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-Palmer tries a pair of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Palmer paws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Palmer grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Palmer with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Palmer with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Palmer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Palmer throws a flurry of blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
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-Palmer attacks with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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-Palmer attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Palmer jars Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 27 of 47 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 30 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Palmer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Palmer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of shots to the head.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth!!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Palmer throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Palmer annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Palmer pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Palmer with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Palmer with a series of punches to the stomach. Palmer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the eye.
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-Palmer attempts a jab to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 16 of 31 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 32 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Palmer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Palmer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Palmer with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Palmer with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Palmer backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of mean blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a loud straight right to the temple. Palmer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Palmer tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Palmer attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Palmer tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Palmer hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Palmer with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Palmer with a pair of punches to the face!
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-Palmer paws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 12 of 34 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 29 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Palmer doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Palmer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Palmer fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Palmer with a flurry of quick punches to the chin!
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+Palmer hits with a heavy hook to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of loud shots to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Palmer with a cross to the head.
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-Palmer charges with a uppercut to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Palmer with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Palmer with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Palmer hits with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Palmer stuns Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 15 of 31 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 32 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Palmer doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 5

Palmer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Palmer paws a cross to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Palmer wallops Coffeeguzzler with a powerful jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Palmer with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Palmer with a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of wild punches to the temple. Palmer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Palmer stuns Coffeeguzzler with a nice uppercut to the stomach.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Palmer with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Palmer probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Palmer probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Palmer with a solid sweeping right to the face. Palmer quickly recovers.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Palmer takes charge with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a quick roundhouse to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 15 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 31 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 50-45


Palmer doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Palmer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Palmer charges with a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Palmer catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Palmer with a quick straight right to the eye.
-Palmer throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Palmer fires a uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Palmer with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Palmer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Palmer with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Palmer punches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Palmer with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 15 of 34 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 26 of 26 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 60-54


Palmer doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 7

Palmer is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Palmer annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Palmer throws a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
-Palmer launches a cross to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Palmer attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Palmer with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth.
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-Palmer lunges with a left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Palmer lashes out with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 18 of 38 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Arnold Palmer won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 69-64


Palmer doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 8

Palmer is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Palmer probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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-Palmer throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
-Palmer attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Palmer hits with a volley of nasty blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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-Palmer attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Palmer attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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+Palmer connects with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Palmer probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Palmer tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 16 of 38 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Arnold Palmer won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 78-74


Palmer doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 9

Palmer throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Palmer probes with a flurry of hooks to the stomach, but misses.
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+Palmer stuns Coffeeguzzler with a loud cross to the solar plexus.
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+Palmer pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of quick roundhouses to the ribs.
+Palmer hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of crosses to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Palmer lands a strong punch to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Palmer with a straight right to the mouth!!
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a commanding jab to the mouth. Palmer seems wobbly!
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-Palmer tries to land a pair of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Palmer lunges with a right shot to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Palmer with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
Coffeeguzzler lands a bone crushing left hook and Palmer is flattened!!

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Palmer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Palmer tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Palmer with a wild punch to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a light jab to the face.
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+Palmer tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of crosses to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of furious punches to the chest.
Coffeeguzzler lands a decisive punch in the nose and Palmer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Palmer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Palmer with a flurry of nice blows to the temple!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 19 of 38 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 28 of 28 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-7

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 88-81


Palmer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.


ROUND 10

Palmer throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Palmer paws a volley of right blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Palmer with a barrage of nasty crosses to the solar plexus.
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-Palmer lashes out with a series of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Palmer probes with a right to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Palmer scores with a barrage of shots to the head.
+Palmer shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful uppercuts to the head! Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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-Palmer probes with a flurry of hooks to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Palmer paws a barrage of right hooks to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 11 of 37 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Arnold Palmer won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 97-91


Palmer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.


ROUND 11

Palmer throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Palmer paws a series of roundhouses to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Palmer punches Coffeeguzzler with a right to the eye.
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-Palmer launches a flurry of shots to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Palmer solidly lands a volley of painful blows to the jaw!
-Palmer attempts a series of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
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-Palmer probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Palmer with a series of painful punches to the ribs!
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-Palmer lunges with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 12 of 40 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Arnold Palmer won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 106-101


Palmer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

Palmer throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Palmer attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Palmer charges with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Palmer hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean shots to the temple.
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-Palmer throws a barrage of crosses to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of wild blows to the ribs.
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+Palmer solidly lands a furious hook to the temple.
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-Palmer probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Palmer attempts a series of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Palmer probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Arnold Palmer landed 10 of 42 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Arnold Palmer won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 115-111


Palmer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 8: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 9: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-7
Round 10: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 11: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 12: Arnold Palmer 10-9

Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 115-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 8: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 9: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-7
Round 10: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 11: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 12: Arnold Palmer 10-9

Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 115-111


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 8: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 9: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-7
Round 10: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 11: Arnold Palmer 10-9
Round 12: Arnold Palmer 10-9

Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 115-111

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!