Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\829637.htm on local disk...(Bantamweight) Sasha "Lighting" Boner defeated This Guy Sucks by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Tuesday, October 11, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Sasha "Lighting" Boner!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
-Sucks tries a pair of right blows to the face, but Lighting covers himself well.
Sucks attacks with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Lighting slips it and strikes first with a volley of heavy combinations to the nose. Sucks seems wobbly!
+Lighting whacks Sucks with a left to the temple!! Sucks falls against the ropes!
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+Lighting whacks Sucks with a shot to the head. Sucks laughs!
Sucks probes with a volley of left shots to the eye, but Lighting leans away and hits back with a pair of hard shots to the ribs.
-Sucks fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
Sucks lunges with a barrage of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Lighting slips it and strikes back with a barrage of nice uppercuts to the temple.
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-Sucks tries a volley of right blows to the temple, but Lighting backs out of it.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of left roundhouses to the face, but Lighting blocks.
+Lighting solidly lands a barrage of commanding combinations to the mouth.
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-Sucks throws a pair of uppercuts to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but Lighting leaps aside.
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+Lighting attacks with a off balance blow to the temple!!
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-Sucks throws a volley of left crosses to the head, but Lighting beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sucks belts Lighting with a volley of loud crosses to the mouth. Lighting sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lighting throws a barrage of loud shots to the chest.
Sucks lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but Lighting slips it and strikes back with a series of strong combinations to the jaw. Sucks grimaces in pain.
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+Lighting scores with a series of stinging uppercuts to the head.
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Sucks tries a pair of right hooks to the jaw, but Lighting slips it and strikes back with a pair of quick shots to the temple. Sucks backpedals to his own corner.
-Sucks tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks throws a series of hooks to the face, but to no avail.
-Sucks lashes out with a series of right hooks to the chest, but Lighting quickly backs away.
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-Sucks paws a left combination to the head, but Lighting takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks tries a volley of right uppercuts to the stomach, but Lighting ducks.
+Lighting shakes Sucks with a pair of light shots to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 9 of 72 punches, and Sasha "Lighting" Boner landed 36 of 43 punches.
Sasha "Lighting" Boner won the round 10-9
Sasha "Lighting" Boner is winning the fight 10-9
Sucks doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.
Lighting doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
+Lighting jolts Sucks with a series of stinging shots to the mouth. Sucks retreats to the far corner.
+Lighting throws a barrage of combinations to the chin.
Sucks attempts a series of right uppercuts to the chin, but Lighting slips it and counters with a series of quick combinations to the nose.
+Sucks smacks Lighting with a barrage of combinations to the eye! Lighting ignores it.
-Sucks tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Sucks lunges with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but Lighting knocks it away and hits first with a series of glancing combinations to the nose. Sucks quickly recovers.
-Sucks charges with a right left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Lighting hits Sucks with a light combination to the head.
Lighting lands a bone crushing right blow to the head and Sucks's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Sucks struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lighting hammers Sucks with a series of light punches to the chest!!
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of roundhouses to the chin, but Lighting steps aside and laughs.
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+Lighting fires a flurry of combinations to the eye. Sucks sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Sucks attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Lighting backs out of it.
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-Lighting probes with a pair of left roundhouses to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Sucks takes charge with a volley of shots to the temple! Lighting shakes his head to clear it.
-Sucks lashes out with a right left to the chest, but Lighting steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks attempts a series of left uppercuts to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Sucks throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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Sucks lunges with a volley of roundhouses to the nose, but Lighting slips it and counters with a barrage of wild uppercuts to the head.
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-Sucks lunges with a pair of right hooks to the head, but misses completely.
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-Sucks attempts a right blow to the ribs, but Lighting backs out of it.
Sucks attempts a barrage of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Lighting slips it and strikes first with a volley of blows to the head. Sucks seems wobbly!
-Sucks tries a flurry of right crosses to the eye, but Lighting backs out of it.
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-Sucks tries a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of left combinations to the head, but Lighting quickly backs away.
Sucks fires a volley of crosses to the eye, but Lighting leans away and hits back with a barrage of combinations to the face.
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+Lighting clocks Sucks with a flurry of stiff combinations to the ribs.
-Sucks attacks with a pair of combinations to the head, but Lighting ties him up.
+Lighting whacks Sucks with a flurry of light combinations to the ribs. Sucks covers up.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth, but Lighting stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 8 of 77 punches, and Sasha "Lighting" Boner landed 33 of 41 punches.
Sasha "Lighting" Boner won the round 10-8
Sasha "Lighting" Boner is winning the fight 20-17
Sucks grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.
Lighting doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Sucks lashes out with a right to the eye, but Lighting slips it and strikes back with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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-Sucks probes with a series of combinations to the temple, but Lighting blocks.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Lighting quickly backs away.
-Sucks charges with a pair of right roundhouses to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Sucks wallops Lighting with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Sucks tries a roundhouse to the face, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
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+Lighting smashes Sucks with a volley of light crosses to the ribs.
-Sucks launches a flurry of left crosses to the chin, but fails to score.
-Lighting throws a series of uppercuts to the stomach, but falls short.
-Sucks throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Lighting stays away from it.
-Sucks throws a left uppercut to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of right hooks to the chin, but misses.
-Sucks paws a pair of left hooks to the eye, but misses.
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+Lighting drills Sucks with a series of shots to the ribs.
Sucks tries a series of combinations to the jaw, but Lighting deflects it and hits back with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach.
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-Sucks throws a volley of shots to the head, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
Sucks throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Lighting deflects it and strikes back with a barrage of loud crosses to the solar plexus.
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+Lighting fires a flurry of solid combinations to the stomach!
-Sucks charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Lighting backs up Sucks with a barrage of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
-Lighting probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Sucks ties him up.
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Sucks charges with a volley of right uppercuts to the nose, but Lighting leans away and hits back with a pair of off balance combinations to the stomach!
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-Sucks launches a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
-Sucks lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Lighting rocks Sucks with a pair of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 7 of 76 punches, and Sasha "Lighting" Boner landed 23 of 32 punches.
Sasha "Lighting" Boner won the round 10-9
Sasha "Lighting" Boner is winning the fight 30-26
Sucks is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.
Lighting doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lighting fights inside. (inside)
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of uppercuts to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Lighting attacks with a volley of blows to the face.
Lighting lands a lightning uppercut and Sucks is knocked down!!
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Sucks struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lighting throws a pair of blows to the jaw.
Lighting lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Sucks staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Sucks can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Lighting remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Round 2: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-8
Round 3: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Round 2: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-8
Round 3: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Round 2: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-8
Round 3: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by a knockout!
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