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(Heavyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 102 defeated Well Ard by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, October 08, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Well Ard!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 102!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Well is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Well throws a series of punches to the chest.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 102 throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Well ties him up.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Well pummels Dorkdom 102 with a series of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 102 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Well lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Dorkdom 102 stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 102 connects with a light uppercut to the solar plexus. Well hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Well hits with Dorkdom 102 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Well attacks with a barrage of loud shots to the chin.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well thumps Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Dorkdom 102 covers up.
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+Well tosses a series of heavy punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 102 falls against the ropes!
+Dorkdom 102 suprises Well with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
-Well tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom 102 shakes Well with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Well quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Well Ard landed 34 of 49 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 20 of 33 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 10-9


Well remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 102 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Well is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 102 tattoos Well with a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs!!
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Well attacks with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Dorkdom 102 ducks.
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+Dorkdom 102 hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 102 probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Well ducks.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well punches Dorkdom 102 with a pair of stinging punches to the temple!! Dorkdom 102 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Well attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom 102 pokes Well with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Well strikes with a barrage of loud shots to the eye.
+Well scores with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
+Well connects with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well clocks Dorkdom 102 with a wild left to the ribs!!
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+Dorkdom 102 pummels Well with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Well whacks Dorkdom 102 with a heavy hook to the temple!!
+Well connects with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 102 laughs!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Well Ard landed 36 of 53 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 24 of 31 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 20-18


Well is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 102 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Well is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 102 tries a uppercut to the stomach, but Well escapes.
+Dorkdom 102 solidly lands a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Well lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Well jars Dorkdom 102 with a loud left to the chest. Dorkdom 102 seems wobbly!
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Well connects with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Well Ard landed 26 of 38 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 9 of 15 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 30-27


Well is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 102 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 102 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Dorkdom 102 catches Well with a series of uppercuts to the head.
Dorkdom 102 lands a tremendous hook and Well bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Well struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 102 wakes up the fans with a pair of hard crosses to the chin! Well covers up.
Dorkdom 102 lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Well bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 102 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Well is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkdom 102 is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 102 wins by a knockout!