Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\829501.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Barack Obama defeated Duke of Dorkdom 84 by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Saturday, October 08, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 84!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Barack Obama!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Obama hits Dorkdom 84 with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Obama pummels Dorkdom 84 with a pair of light punches to the stomach! Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
+Obama annoys Dorkdom 84 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 84 tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Obama hits with Dorkdom 84 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Obama throws a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 84 ignores it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 wallops Obama with a straight right to the chest.
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 wallops Obama with a nice cross to the ribs.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Barack Obama landed 19 of 25 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom 84 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Obama doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 clocks Obama with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 hits Obama with a barrage of commanding blows to the ribs!
-Dorkdom 84 lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Obama escapes.
...
+Obama takes charge with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama connects with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
+Obama attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama tags Dorkdom 84 with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 84 grimaces in pain.
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Obama attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Barack Obama landed 17 of 27 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom 84 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama thumps Dorkdom 84 with a series of blows to the nose!
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 hurts Obama with a stiff straight right to the chest!!
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 charges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Obama backs out of it.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a straight right to the chest, but Obama steps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Barack Obama landed 7 of 8 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkdom 84 doesn't even want to rest!
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Obama fires a series of punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom 84 connects with a pair of mean blows to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 rocks Obama with a flurry of furious shots to the ribs.
...
+Obama stuns Dorkdom 84 with a series of blows to the eye.
-Dorkdom 84 fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but Obama blocks.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama tags Dorkdom 84 with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Barack Obama landed 20 of 22 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkdom 84 doesn't even want to rest!
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 84 fights inside. (inside)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
...
+Dorkdom 84 scores with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 drills Obama with a flurry of punches to the chest!
...
-Dorkdom 84 charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Obama steps aside.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a right to the stomach, but Obama quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 hammers Obama with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs.
+Obama hammers Dorkdom 84 with a commanding left to the eye.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 18 of 35 punches, and Barack Obama landed 8 of 8 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkdom 84 doesn't even want to rest!
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkdom 84 fights inside. (inside)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Obama hits with a pair of furious punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama thumps Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of solid blows to the head.
+Obama rocks Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 jars Obama with a series of strong shots to the solar plexus!
...
+Obama lashes out with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
...
+Dorkdom 84 fires a quick uppercut to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dorkdom 84 launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
...
...
...
+Obama staggers Dorkdom 84 with a cross to the chin.
+Dorkdom 84 punches Obama with a glancing hook to the ribs. Obama laughs!
+Obama annoys Dorkdom 84 with a series of solid shots to the temple.
+Obama hits with a series of nice punches to the nose. Dorkdom 84 beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 18 of 40 punches, and Barack Obama landed 30 of 30 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom 84 is brawling. (inside)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
...
+Obama fires a series of powerful punches to the face.
...
-Dorkdom 84 lunges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Obama backs out of it.
+Dorkdom 84 tosses a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 drills Obama with a series of blows to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 charges with a jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 fires a barrage of furious shots to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Obama quickly backs away.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a right to the ribs, but Obama ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 21 of 41 punches, and Barack Obama landed 8 of 8 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 8
Dorkdom 84 is brawling. (inside)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
...
+Obama throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 launches a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 fires a left to the solar plexus, but Obama covers himself well.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 hits Obama with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus! Obama sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
+Obama scores with a left to the chin!! Dorkdom 84 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkdom 84 nails Obama with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama connects with a solid jab to the head. Dorkdom 84 beats a hasty retreat.
+Obama annoys Dorkdom 84 with a flurry of heavy punches to the head!!
...
...
...
...
+Obama scores with a volley of powerful punches to the nose!
...
+Dorkdom 84 rocks Obama with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Obama lands a series of nice punches to the jaw.
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 17 of 36 punches, and Barack Obama landed 31 of 31 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 9
Dorkdom 84 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
+Obama pokes Dorkdom 84 with a volley of furious punches to the mouth!!
Obama lands a brutal left blow to the temple and Dorkdom 84 is knocked out of the ring!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
Dorkdom 84 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
+ The fighters exchange shots to the temple.
+Obama staggers Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Dorkdom 84 thumps Obama with a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw. Obama covers up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a flurry of hooks to the temple, but falls short.
...
+Obama tags Dorkdom 84 with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 pops Obama with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Obama lands a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkdom 84 seems wobbly!
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 tries a pair of hooks to the head, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a series of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
...
+Dorkdom 84 tosses Obama with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkdom 84 jars Obama with a volley of blows to the temple. Obama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 lands a hard uppercut to the chin.
+Dorkdom 84 smacks Obama with a commanding right to the jaw. Obama doesn't seem bothered.
+Obama belts Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Obama grazes Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
+Dorkdom 84 punches Obama with a pair of off balance roundhouses to the eye.
...
+Obama strikes with a series of punches to the temple!!
Obama lands a crashing right blow to the head and Dorkdom 84 goes down!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
Dorkdom 84 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 19 of 37 punches, and Barack Obama landed 33 of 35 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-7
Barack Obama is winning the fight 87-82
Dorkdom 84 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 10
Dorkdom 84 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Obama is backpedaling. (using the ring)
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but Obama steps aside and laughs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 charges with a series of roundhouses to the chin, but Obama escapes.
...
-Dorkdom 84 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Obama narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a series of hooks to the chin, but only hits air.
...
...
+Obama takes charge with a volley of punches to the mouth.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 9 of 37 punches, and Barack Obama landed 7 of 8 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 96-92
Dorkdom 84 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 11
Dorkdom 84 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
+Obama grazes Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
...
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a volley of right blows to the head, but Obama ducks.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a barrage of right roundhouses to the mouth, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 annoys Obama with a barrage of light blows to the eye!!
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 charges with a flurry of left uppercuts to the mouth, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
+Obama drills Dorkdom 84 with a roundhouse to the eye.
...
...
+Obama hurts Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Obama lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Dorkdom 84's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
He's Out!
Barack Obama wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 84 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 6: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-7
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 6: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-7
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 6: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-7
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Barack Obama wins by a knockout!
|