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(Heavyweight) Fart Smeller defeated John Bull by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, October 08, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is John Bull!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 243 pounds (110 kilograms) is Fart Smeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+John hurts Smeller with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
+John hits with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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-Smeller tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller strikes with a strong uppercut to the solar plexus.
+John tags Smeller with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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-John launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John drills Smeller with a volley of strong punches to the face. Smeller is hurt!
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 19 of 35 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 7 of 15 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 10-9


John doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smeller doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
+John whacks Smeller with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+John lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Smeller throws a flurry of solid punches to the chest. John hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but John narrowly avoids it
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+John hits with a pair of punches to the mouth. Smeller hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 18 of 32 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 7 of 15 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 20-18


John doesn't even want to rest!

Smeller doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 3

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

+John takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
+Smeller attacks with a flurry of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Smeller drills John with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but John covers himself well.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John rocks Smeller with a barrage of loud blows to the face.
+John jars Smeller with a series of loud punches to the nose!
-Smeller launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
+John lands a series of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 19 of 34 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 17 of 44 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 29-28


John remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smeller doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+John throws a series of nice punches to the mouth. Smeller grimaces in pain.
+Smeller throws a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John hits with a series of blows to the face.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John tattoos Smeller with a wild jab to the nose.
-Smeller attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller pokes John with a quick hook to the stomach. John grimaces in pain.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Smeller paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 19 of 30 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 12 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

John Bull is winning the fight 39-38


John remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smeller doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Smeller hits with a series of punches to the ribs. John retreats to the far corner.
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+John hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Smeller attempts a right hook to the chest, but fails to score.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-John tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller probes with a right to the solar plexus, but John escapes.
+John hurts Smeller with a glancing jab to the temple!!
+John connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 21 of 30 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 11 of 27 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

John Bull is winning the fight 49-48


John grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Smeller doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller fires a pair of left blows to the temple, but misses completely.
+Smeller hits with a hard uppercut to the nose.
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+John hits with a barrage of punches to the eye!
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
+John pummels Smeller with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Smeller gets mad!
+Smeller pounds John with a pair of shots to the face. John covers up.
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-Smeller tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but John hides behind his gloves.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller lashes out with a flurry of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
-Smeller fires a volley of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-John probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Smeller steps aside.
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+Smeller suprises John with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 12 of 21 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 20 of 38 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


John grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Smeller doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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-John tries a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+John wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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-Smeller attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Smeller lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Smeller tries a sweeping right to the ribs, but John stays away from it.
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+John throws a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
+Smeller backs up John with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Smeller catches John with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+John lands a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 17 of 23 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 13 of 36 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 68-67


John is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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+John tattoos Smeller with a volley of blows to the face!! Smeller gets mad!
-Smeller tries a series of right blows to the ribs, but John backs out of it.
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-Smeller tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+John grazes Smeller with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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-John probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Smeller backs out of it.
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+Smeller hits with a stinging jab to the chest. John hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Smeller lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+John tosses a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Smeller stuns John with a pair of punches to the chest. John retreats to the far corner.
-Smeller fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 26 of 32 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 14 of 32 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 78-76


John is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

-Smeller lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Smeller fires a flurry of commanding punches to the head. John laughs!
-John tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+John fires a pair of quick shots to the chin!
-John lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+John stuns Smeller with a pair of hard punches to the chin. Smeller asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+John lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple!! Smeller doesn't notice.
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+John whacks Smeller with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Smeller laughs!
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-Smeller probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+John catches Smeller with a flurry of punches to the eye. Smeller gets mad!
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+Smeller hits John with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 30 of 40 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 14 of 33 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 87-86


John is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 10

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller fights inside. (inside)

+Smeller throws a series of blows to the face.
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-Smeller lashes out with a left hook to the jaw, but goes wide.
+John throws a hook to the chin.
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+Smeller lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple.
Smeller lands a decisive punch in the nose and John staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-John attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Smeller covers himself well.
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+John clocks Smeller with a barrage of punches to the head. Smeller is hurt!
+Smeller slams John with a straight right to the jaw!!
Smeller lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and John is knocked down!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+John lands a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Smeller asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+John throws a pair of loud punches to the temple. Smeller sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Smeller smashes John with a pair of blows to the face. John retreats to the far corner.
+John fires a hook to the temple!!
-Smeller probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-John launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Smeller covers himself well.
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-John paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+John rocks Smeller with a loud roundhouse to the head.
-Smeller attacks with a cross to the temple, but John hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 23 of 38 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 13 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-7

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 97-93


John is slowing down. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 11

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

-Smeller launches a flurry of left blows to the temple, but John ties him up.
+Smeller lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-John attempts a series of right combinations to the jaw, but Smeller deftly avoits it.
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+Smeller lands a barrage of punches to the nose. John retreats to the far corner.
-John throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+John lands a series of combinations to the temple.
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+Smeller fires a painful left to the head.
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+Smeller throws a volley of vicious shots to the temple.
Smeller lands a terrific blow to the temple and John is knocked out of the ring!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smeller hurts John with a loud uppercut to the chin.
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+John lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Smeller attacks with a barrage of heavy blows to the mouth. John covers up.
Smeller lands a powerful uppercut and John staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+John hits with Smeller with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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+Smeller pops John with a uppercut to the jaw. John gets mad!
Smeller lands a sudden haymaker and John lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Fart Smeller wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
John looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Bull 10-9
Round 2: John Bull 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 5: John Bull 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 8: John Bull 10-9
Round 9: John Bull 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Bull 10-9
Round 2: John Bull 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 8: John Bull 10-9
Round 9: John Bull 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Bull 10-9
Round 2: John Bull 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: John Bull 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller 10-7

Fart Smeller wins by a knockout!