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(Cruiserweight) Duke of Dorkdom 90 defeated JACK DUMPSTER by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, October 01, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 90!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 188 pounds (85 kilograms) is JACK DUMPSTER!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Dorkdom 90 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dumpster clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dumpster fires a pair of light blows to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 90 gets mad!
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 90 smashes Dumpster with a off balance straight right to the stomach! Dumpster asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 90 tosses a pair of stiff blows to the stomach.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 fires a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dumpster fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 90 deftly avoits it.
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+Dumpster pokes Dorkdom 90 with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 90 landed 15 of 25 punches, and JACK DUMPSTER landed 14 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 90 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 90 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 90 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dumpster doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Dorkdom 90 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dumpster clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dumpster grazes Dorkdom 90 with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dumpster throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 hits with a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 90 hurts Dumpster with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Dumpster sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkdom 90 staggers Dumpster with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Dumpster nails Dorkdom 90 with a flurry of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 90 landed 14 of 25 punches, and JACK DUMPSTER landed 13 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 90 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 90 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 90 doesn't even want to rest!

Dumpster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 3

Dorkdom 90 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dumpster clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 90 fires a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Dumpster hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dumpster probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom 90 slams Dumpster with a pair of nasty blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 90 lunges with a series of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Dorkdom 90 tries to attack, but Dumpster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 90 landed 14 of 24 punches, and JACK DUMPSTER landed 10 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 90 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 90 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 90 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dumpster is obviously tired.


ROUND 4

Dorkdom 90 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dumpster tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dumpster launches a series of left blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Dorkdom 90 hits with a powerful cross to the stomach.
+Dumpster nails Dorkdom 90 with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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+Dumpster pops Dorkdom 90 with a flurry of glancing combinations to the mouth.
Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 jars Dumpster with a nice jab to the stomach.
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-Dumpster launches a series of right combinations to the head, but misses.
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-Dumpster throws a series of right combinations to the chin, but misses.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpster punches Dorkdom 90 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Dumpster hits with a hard left to the temple!!
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-Dorkdom 90 lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 90 landed 18 of 24 punches, and JACK DUMPSTER landed 22 of 43 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 90 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 90 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom 90 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dumpster looks exhausted.


ROUND 5

Dorkdom 90 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dumpster tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dumpster tries a pair of combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
+Dorkdom 90 jars Dumpster with a left to the chest.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkdom 90 paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dorkdom 90 wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs!! Dumpster beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dumpster hammers Dorkdom 90 with a barrage of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 tosses a barrage of furious combinations to the stomach.
+Dumpster scores with a mean jab to the mouth.
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+Dumpster throws a off balance combination to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 90 throws a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 staggers Dumpster with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dumpster paws a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but Dorkdom 90 takes it in the forearms.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 90 landed 30 of 40 punches, and JACK DUMPSTER landed 17 of 41 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 90 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 90 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom 90 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dumpster receives medical attention from his trainer.


ROUND 6

Dorkdom 90 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dumpster tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkdom 90 jars Dumpster with a pair of blows to the chest.
+Dumpster tosses a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 belts Dumpster with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 90 tags Dumpster with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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-Dumpster launches a series of combinations to the temple, but Dorkdom 90 takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkdom 90 punches Dumpster with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach.
-Dumpster tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 90 deftly avoits it.
-Dumpster attempts a barrage of left combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dumpster annoys Dorkdom 90 with a series of combinations to the head. Dorkdom 90 seems wobbly!
+Dumpster hits with a volley of wild punches to the nose!
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+Dorkdom 90 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpster tries to attack, but Dorkdom 90 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 90 wakes up the fans with a mean uppercut to the solar plexus. Dumpster sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkdom 90 lands a volley of heavy blows to the chest. Dorkdom 90 is hammering relentlessly! Dumpster seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 90 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 90 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dumpster can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 90 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 90 wins by a technical knockout!