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(Middleweight) Midget Storm Slugger defeated Duke of Dorkdom 45 by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, September 23, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Midget Storm Slugger!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 45!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger clocks Dorkdom 45 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkdom 45 annoys Slugger with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Slugger laughs!
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+Slugger connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger attacks with a series of combinations to the head, but Dorkdom 45 leaps aside.
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+Slugger lands a flurry of commanding blows to the head. Dorkdom 45 grimaces in pain.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 45 tosses a heavy straight right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 10 of 16 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 45 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkdom 45 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkdom 45 attacks with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger throws a volley of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 45 seems wobbly!
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 45 tattoos Slugger with a series of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 45 scores with a series of quick shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 11 of 15 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 45 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 45 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 45 throws a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Slugger throws a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 45 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 11 of 16 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 45 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 30-27


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 45 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance shots to the chest! Dorkdom 45 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkdom 45 connects with a jab to the solar plexus!!
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-Slugger paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 45 scores with a stiff jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 45 clocks Slugger with a off balance straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 9 of 17 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 15 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 45 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 40-36


Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 45 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger lunges with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 45 blocks.
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+Dorkdom 45 tags Slugger with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 45 annoys Slugger with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkdom 45 launches a left right to the stomach, but Slugger ducks.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger thumps Dorkdom 45 with a pair of blows to the ribs! Dorkdom 45 seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 8 of 16 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 15 of 26 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 45 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 50-45


Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 45 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Slugger hits with a pair of loud shots to the nose! Dorkdom 45 doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkdom 45 attempts a series of combinations to the ribs, but Slugger blocks.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 45 scores with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
+Dorkdom 45 hits with a barrage of mean combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger staggers Dorkdom 45 with a painful cross to the face.
+Slugger hammers Dorkdom 45 with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 45 tags Slugger with a volley of combinations to the chest! Slugger ignores it.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 45 hurts Slugger with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger jolts Dorkdom 45 with a volley of stinging combinations to the mouth.
Slugger lands a slow motion right haymaker and Dorkdom 45 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkdom 45 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Slugger lunges with a barrage of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 45 scores with a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs. Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 16 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 17 of 33 punches.

Midget Storm Slugger won the round 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 58-55


Slugger is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 45 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slugger stuns Dorkdom 45 with a barrage of stinging shots to the temple.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger paws a pair of left shots to the nose, but Dorkdom 45 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 45 lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Slugger takes it in the forearms.
+Slugger backs up Dorkdom 45 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Slugger hits with a pair of vicious blows to the head. Dorkdom 45 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 15 of 22 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Midget Storm Slugger won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 45 is winning the fight 67-65


Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 45 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Slugger catches Dorkdom 45 with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Slugger fires a flurry of combinations to the head. Dorkdom 45 grimaces in pain.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger slams Dorkdom 45 with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
Slugger lands a mighty punch in the nose and Dorkdom 45's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkdom 45 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 45 pokes Slugger with a volley of light combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 45 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Slugger smacks Dorkdom 45 with a pair of mean combinations to the chin.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 45 tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 45 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Slugger ducks just in time.
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-Slugger probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Dorkdom 45 covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 15 of 26 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 11 of 34 punches.

Midget Storm Slugger won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Slugger is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 45 is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger annoys Dorkdom 45 with a series of glancing blows to the mouth.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 45 tags Slugger with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Slugger gets mad!
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+Dorkdom 45 stuns Slugger with a volley of stinging combinations to the stomach. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger throws a pair of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+Slugger lashes out with a series of shots to the temple.
-Slugger charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Dorkdom 45 backs out of it.
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+Slugger nails Dorkdom 45 with a heavy hook to the nose!! Dorkdom 45 backpedals to his own corner.
Slugger lands a powerful blow to the head and Dorkdom 45's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkdom 45 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 45 throws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Slugger deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkdom 45 probes with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Slugger backs out of it.
+Slugger hits Dorkdom 45 with a volley of blows to the eye.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 45 throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Slugger leaps aside.
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+Dorkdom 45 hits Slugger with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 18 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Midget Storm Slugger won the round 10-8

Midget Storm Slugger is winning the fight 85-83


Slugger is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 45 is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger punches Dorkdom 45 with a stiff jab to the mouth. Dorkdom 45 doesn't notice.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Slugger throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but Dorkdom 45 narrowly avoids it
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+Slugger jars Dorkdom 45 with a pair of glancing blows to the jaw!
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+Slugger scores with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Slugger lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and Dorkdom 45's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkdom 45 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 45 rocks Slugger with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 45 whacks Slugger with a volley of vicious combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger staggers Dorkdom 45 with a pair of vicious shots to the chin.
Slugger lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Dorkdom 45 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkdom 45 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkdom 45 attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Slugger steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Midget Storm Slugger landed 15 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 45 landed 4 of 23 punches.

Midget Storm Slugger won the round 10-7

Midget Storm Slugger is winning the fight 95-90


Slugger is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 45 looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom 45 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkdom 45 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Slugger ties him up.
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-Dorkdom 45 lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkdom 45 smashes Slugger with a pair of vicious combinations to the ribs.
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 45 attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Slugger drills Dorkdom 45 with a series of heavy blows to the nose. Dorkdom 45 doesn't notice.
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 45 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger connects with a mean straight right to the eye. Dorkdom 45 laughs!
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+Slugger annoys Dorkdom 45 with a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Slugger suprises Dorkdom 45 with a volley of glancing blows to the chin. Dorkdom 45 covers up.
Slugger lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Dorkdom 45 collapses!!

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Dorkdom 45 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger smacks Dorkdom 45 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 45 doesn't seem bothered.
Slugger lands a bone crushing uppercut and Dorkdom 45 is knocked off his feet!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Midget Storm Slugger wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 45 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Duke of Dorkdom 45 continue the fight! Midget Storm Slugger wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 6: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 7: Midget Storm Slugger 10-9
Round 8: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 9: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 10: Midget Storm Slugger 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 6: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 7: Midget Storm Slugger 10-9
Round 8: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 9: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 10: Midget Storm Slugger 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 45 10-9
Round 6: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 7: Midget Storm Slugger 10-9
Round 8: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 9: Midget Storm Slugger 10-8
Round 10: Midget Storm Slugger 10-7

Midget Storm Slugger wins by a knockout!