Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828878.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Duke of Dorkdom 10 defeated Do the Math by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Wednesday, September 21, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 10!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Do the Math!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Do The Math launches a pair of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math belts Dorkdom 10 with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Do The Math tags Dorkdom 10 with a series of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 10 hits Do The Math with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Do The Math tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dorkdom 10 ducks.
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+Dorkdom 10 jolts Do The Math with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Do The Math ducks.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 10 attempts a right right to the solar plexus, but Do The Math leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Do the Math landed 13 of 21 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom 10 doesn't even want to rest!
Do The Math doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math tries to land a series of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkdom 10 steps aside.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math hurts Dorkdom 10 with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs.
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-Do The Math tries a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 grazes Do The Math with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 10 throws a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 hurts Do The Math with a nasty cross to the chest.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Do the Math landed 10 of 23 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Do The Math remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 10 ducks just in time.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math pummels Dorkdom 10 with a flurry of solid shots to the ribs. Dorkdom 10 ignores it.
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-Dorkdom 10 attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Do The Math smashes Dorkdom 10 with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 10 lands a pair of shots to the stomach.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 tags Do The Math with a barrage of heavy shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Do the Math landed 10 of 25 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkdom 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 slams Do The Math with a series of nice punches to the chest. Do The Math retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkdom 10 pokes Do The Math with a flurry of furious blows to the chest! Do The Math falls against the ropes!
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 fires a solid uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 10 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Do The Math escapes.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math lands a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Do The Math charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Do The Math charges with a left uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math thumps Dorkdom 10 with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 10 shakes Do The Math with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 20 of 29 punches, and Do the Math landed 10 of 23 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkdom 10 is obviously tired.
Do The Math is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
-Do The Math probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 10 ties him up.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries to land a pair of shots to the chest, but Do The Math escapes.
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+Dorkdom 10 attacks with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math attacks with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 10 launches a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Do The Math connects with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Do The Math paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 10 escapes.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Do The Math covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 14 of 23 punches, and Do the Math landed 14 of 32 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkdom 10 is slowing down.
Do The Math is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
+Dorkdom 10 clocks Do The Math with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 10 steps aside.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Do The Math steps aside and laughs.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries to land a cross to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 10 tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Do The Math tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Do The Math solidly lands a volley of nasty shots to the chest!
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 30 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkdom 10 is slowing down.
Do The Math looks exhausted.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
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+Dorkdom 10 throws a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Do The Math lunges with a series of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math throws a uppercut to the face!!
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 smacks Do The Math with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 10 charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 15 of 26 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 40 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkdom 10 is slowing down.
Do The Math receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 8
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
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-Do The Math attempts a left to the chin, but Dorkdom 10 narrowly avoids it
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom 10 connects with a hook to the chest.
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+Do The Math nails Dorkdom 10 with a pair of blows to the head.
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-Do The Math throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Dorkdom 10 deftly avoits it.
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-Do The Math probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 10 deftly avoits it.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math backs up Dorkdom 10 with a cross to the head.
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Do The Math tries to attack, but Dorkdom 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 10 staggers Do The Math with a pair of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 10 of 41 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkdom 10 is slowing down.
Do The Math can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 9
Dorkdom 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
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+Dorkdom 10 pokes Do The Math with a uppercut to the chest. Do The Math sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkdom 10 lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Do The Math lands flat on his back!!
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Do The Math struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Do The Math attempts a uppercut to the temple, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 10 hits with a volley of blows to the stomach. Dorkdom 10 smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Do The Math seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 10 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 10 is obviously tired.
Do The Math can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 10 wins by a technical knockout!
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