Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828803.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Normal Good Clown Despise Me and Straw Luch fought to a unanimous decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 114-114.Match Monday, September 19, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 94 pounds (43 kilograms) is Normal Good Clown Despise Me!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Luch!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Normal smashes Straw with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Straw scores with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Straw staggers Normal with a glancing roundhouse to the chin.
-Normal paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Straw leaps aside.
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+Straw whacks Normal with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Normal tags Straw with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Normal lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Straw annoys Normal with a roundhouse to the chin.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw punches Normal with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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-Straw fires a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 13 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 27 of 33 punches.
Straw Luch won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 10-9
Normal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Straw pops Normal with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw! Normal asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Normal throws a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
-Straw throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Straw backs up Normal with a strong straight right to the chin. Normal doesn't notice.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Normal attempts a barrage of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Normal jars Straw with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Straw thumps Normal with a series of hard punches to the eye.
+Straw pummels Normal with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
-Normal attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks just in time.
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+Straw hits with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 11 of 23 punches, and Straw Luch landed 33 of 42 punches.
Straw Luch won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 20-18
Normal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Straw tags Normal with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw jolts Normal with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Normal attempts a left cross to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks.
-Straw throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Normal takes charge with a pair of light blows to the solar plexus. Straw laughs!
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-Normal fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Straw slams Normal with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Straw hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Straw attacks with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 11 of 25 punches, and Straw Luch landed 31 of 41 punches.
Straw Luch won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 30-27
Normal doesn't even want to rest!
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Normal tags Straw with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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-Normal throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Normal ducks.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Normal punches Straw with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw connects with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth!
+Straw suprises Normal with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 11 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 12 of 22 punches.
Straw Luch won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 40-36
Normal doesn't even want to rest!
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Straw tags Normal with a volley of light punches to the chin. Normal laughs!
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+Normal hits with a pair of blows to the stomach!!
+Straw jolts Normal with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw. Normal backpedals to his own corner.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Normal throws a sweeping right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Straw nails Normal with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Normal retreats to the far corner.
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+Normal rocks Straw with a series of shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 13 of 22 punches, and Straw Luch landed 15 of 23 punches.
Straw Luch won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 50-45
Normal doesn't even want to rest!
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Straw hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
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-Normal throws a hook to the stomach, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
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-Normal throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Straw lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Normal ducks just in time.
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+Straw tags Normal with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw smashes Normal with a pair of off balance punches to the nose!!
-Straw throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Normal quickly backs away.
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+Normal staggers Straw with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Normal tosses a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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Straw tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 12 of 25 punches, and Straw Luch landed 14 of 24 punches.
Straw Luch won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 60-54
Normal doesn't even want to rest!
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Normal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Straw hits Normal with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Normal clocks Straw with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
+Normal catches Straw with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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+Normal hurts Straw with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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+Normal pounds Straw with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Straw attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Normal fires a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Normal tosses a left to the nose. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Normal attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Straw deftly avoits it.
-Normal launches a series of right punches to the head, but Straw blocks.
+Straw pummels Normal with a series of wild punches to the head.
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-Normal fires a straight right to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Straw lunges with a left straight right to the temple, but fails to score.
-Normal tries a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Straw paws a right straight right to the face, but Normal quickly backs away.
+Normal hits Straw with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Normal tries a volley of right punches to the face, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
+Normal tattoos Straw with a powerful straight right to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 57 of 82 punches, and Straw Luch landed 10 of 24 punches.
Normal Good Clown Despise Me won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 69-64
Normal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Normal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Straw lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Straw attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. Normal sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Normal pounds Straw with a pair of punches to the head. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Normal paws a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Normal attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Normal hits Straw with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Normal charges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Normal lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Normal jars Straw with a series of heavy punches to the nose. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
+Normal slams Straw with a barrage of punches to the face!! Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Normal charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Normal tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Straw attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Normal tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Normal pops Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose. Straw laughs!
+Normal connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Normal punches Straw with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 53 of 76 punches, and Straw Luch landed 10 of 26 punches.
Normal Good Clown Despise Me won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 78-74
Normal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Normal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Straw throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Normal launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
+Normal hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Normal attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Normal charges with a jab to the head, but only hits air.
-Straw charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Normal ducks just in time.
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-Normal tries a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Straw throws a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+Normal wallops Straw with a jab to the chin!!
+Normal hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
+Normal tattoos Straw with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
-Normal tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Straw escapes.
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-Normal attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Normal connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Normal charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Normal tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Normal whacks Straw with a pair of blows to the chin. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Normal pokes Straw with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 42 of 76 punches, and Straw Luch landed 10 of 25 punches.
Normal Good Clown Despise Me won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 87-84
Normal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Normal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Normal suprises Straw with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
+Normal tags Straw with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Normal backs out of it.
-Normal paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
+Normal tags Straw with a series of glancing punches to the mouth. Straw gets mad!
+Straw whacks Normal with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Normal doesn't notice.
-Normal launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Straw leaps aside.
+Normal jolts Straw with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus!
+Normal tags Straw with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Normal backs up Straw with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Normal charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Straw attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Normal lunges with a straight right to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Normal attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Straw ducks just in time.
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-Normal attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Normal throws a jab to the chest, but misses.
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+Straw fires a pair of punches to the chin!!
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-Normal throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
-Normal paws a series of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 37 of 78 punches, and Straw Luch landed 10 of 23 punches.
Normal Good Clown Despise Me won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 96-94
Normal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Normal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Straw attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Straw charges with a roundhouse to the temple, but Normal beats a hasty retreat.
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+Normal tattoos Straw with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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+Normal tosses a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Normal charges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but misses.
-Normal attacks with a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
+Normal throws a barrage of hard punches to the jaw!
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+Normal hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Normal thumps Straw with a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Straw pummels Normal with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Normal lashes out with a series of punches to the nose! Straw beats a hasty retreat.
+Straw annoys Normal with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Normal probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Straw ducks.
+Normal attacks with a sweeping right to the stomach.
-Normal tries a flurry of left blows to the chest, but misses.
-Normal attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
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-Normal throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-Normal fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Normal pummels Straw with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Normal throws a volley of punches to the head.
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-Straw throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Normal takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 41 of 84 punches, and Straw Luch landed 20 of 41 punches.
Normal Good Clown Despise Me won the round 10-9
Straw Luch is winning the fight 105-104
Normal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Normal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Normal hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Straw is hurt!
+Normal scores with a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Normal drills Straw with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose!! Straw quickly recovers.
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+Normal tosses a volley of heavy punches to the ribs!
+Normal throws a volley of punches to the eye. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
+Straw smashes Normal with a nasty jab to the ribs.
+Normal lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw! Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Straw tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Straw solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Normal throws a volley of right punches to the face, but Straw deftly avoits it.
+Normal clocks Straw with a series of punches to the jaw. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Normal probes with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Straw deftly avoits it.
+Normal thumps Straw with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Normal hides behind his gloves.
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-Normal lashes out with a left cross to the face, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
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-Normal lashes out with a right to the face, but misses completely.
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+Straw tosses a flurry of punches to the head.
+Straw attacks with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
-Straw charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Normal launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but Straw quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Normal Good Clown Despise Me landed 37 of 82 punches, and Straw Luch landed 21 of 42 punches.
Normal Good Clown Despise Me won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Normal is obviously tired.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 4: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 5: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 8: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 9: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 10: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 11: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 12: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 4: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 5: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 8: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 9: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 10: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 11: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 12: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 4: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 5: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 8: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 9: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 10: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 11: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Round 12: Normal Good Clown Despise Me 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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