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(Super-Bantamweight) Duke of Dorkdom 167 defeated Jordan Clarke by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Tuesday, September 13, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 167!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Jordan Clarke!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Clarke is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 167 launches a volley of left uppercuts to the temple, but misses.
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+Clarke wallops Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of punches to the eye. Dorkdom 167 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Clarke fires a loud jab to the jaw. Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkdom 167 lunges with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin, but Clarke ties him up.
+Dorkdom 167 solidly lands a furious right to the head. Clarke covers up.
+Clarke annoys Dorkdom 167 with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 167 hits with a flurry of glancing shots to the nose.
+Clarke fires a barrage of punches to the head.
+Dorkdom 167 pounds Clarke with a right to the chin.
Dorkdom 167 lands a beautiful haymaker and Clarke is knocked down!!

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SIX
Clarke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 167 staggers Clarke with a flurry of roundhouses to the eye.
+Clarke slams Dorkdom 167 with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 167 throws a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Clarke lands a straight right to the eye!
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+Clarke stuns Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Clarke jolts Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Clarke pokes Dorkdom 167 with a jab to the head.
+Clarke hits with a pair of solid punches to the nose. Dorkdom 167 laughs!
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+Clarke solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Dorkdom 167 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkdom 167 hammers Clarke with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
Dorkdom 167 lands a ferocious right cross to the jaw and Clarke staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

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THREE

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FIVE
Clarke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
+Clarke jolts Dorkdom 167 with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Clarke pokes Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom 167 attacks with a series of hooks to the eye, but Clarke stays away from it.
+Dorkdom 167 tags Clarke with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 31 of 45 punches, and Jordan Clarke landed 73 of 74 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 167 won the round 10-7

Duke of Dorkdom 167 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkdom 167 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clarke doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Clarke is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Clarke clocks Dorkdom 167 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Clarke connects with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
+Clarke fires a flurry of wild punches to the face.
+Clarke drills Dorkdom 167 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 167 tries a volley of punches to the face, but Clarke ducks.
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+Dorkdom 167 attacks with a series of roundhouses to the jaw. Clarke sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkdom 167 thumps Clarke with a volley of hard blows to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 167 pops Clarke with a series of hard punches to the temple.
Dorkdom 167 lands a vicious punch in the nose and Clarke is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Clarke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 167 annoys Clarke with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Clarke pokes Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of furious punches to the chin!
+Clarke wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom 167 lands a barrage of blows to the eye.
Dorkdom 167 lands a mighty left blow to the head and Clarke hurtles to the canvas!!

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NINE
Clarke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Clarke rocks Dorkdom 167 with a strong right to the eye.
+Dorkdom 167 backs up Clarke with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
Dorkdom 167 lands a cruel haymaker and Clarke falls to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 167 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!

Clarke grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-7

Duke of Dorkdom 167 wins by a knockout!