Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828479.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, September 09, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead shakes Bring with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead fires a series of blows to the ribs. Bring backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
+Bring pounds Dickhead with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach!
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+Dickhead strikes with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead drills Bring with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a nice roundhouse to the stomach. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
+Dickhead lands a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead solidly lands a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a series of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead smacks Bring with a jab to the stomach.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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+Dickhead throws a series of strong shots to the chest.
+Dickhead hits with a straight right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 92 of 156 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead belts Bring with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead suprises Bring with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
+Dickhead pounds Bring with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Bring is hurt!
-Dickhead lunges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bring clocks Dickhead with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Dickhead tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of quick blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead connects with a series of shots to the ribs! Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dickhead fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dickhead hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead smacks Bring with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a pair of light blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead backs up Bring with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Dickhead attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead stuns Bring with a barrage of glancing shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead lands a off balance roundhouse to the chest.
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+Dickhead connects with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs! Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dickhead lands a mean jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 85 of 146 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Bring nails Dickhead with a flurry of strong shots to the chest. Dickhead gets mad!
+Dickhead jars Bring with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead throws a jab to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the chest, but Bring stays away from it.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a nice sweeping right to the ribs!
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+Dickhead belts Bring with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!!
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a heavy jab to the stomach. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead fires a straight right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Dickhead backs up Bring with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach.
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-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead lunges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dickhead lands a series of nasty shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead scores with a series of wild shots to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead tosses a series of solid blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Dickhead connects with a furious left to the chest. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead takes charge with a hard jab to the solar plexus! Bring laughs!
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-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 68 of 137 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead attempts a right right to the solar plexus, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dickhead smashes Bring with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach. Bring falls against the ropes!
+Dickhead backs up Bring with a series of furious blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead throws a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Bring ignores it.
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+Bring tags Dickhead with a pair of commanding blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries a pair of shots to the chest, but Bring stays away from it.
-Dickhead charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead tries to land a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Bring blocks.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dickhead rocks Bring with a nasty cross to the ribs!
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-Dickhead tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead jars Bring with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of blows to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead attacks with a jab to the stomach.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 53 of 140 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead tries to land a right uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead backs up Bring with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dickhead scores with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Dickhead shakes Bring with a series of punches to the stomach. Bring doesn't notice.
-Dickhead tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries a series of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Bring shakes Dickhead with a stinging cross to the nose.
+Dickhead jolts Bring with a volley of light blows to the chest. Bring falls against the ropes!
-Dickhead fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
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-Dickhead probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a series of left punches to the chest, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a right jab to the solar plexus, but Bring ties him up.
+Dickhead takes charge with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 38 of 148 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 6
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead jolts Bring with a strong cross to the ribs!
+Bring jolts Dickhead with a volley of painful punches to the head. Bring sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Dickhead starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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