Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828312.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Leo Messi defeated VAGINA by unanimous decision: 40-38, 40-38, 40-38.Match Saturday, September 03, 2011In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Leo Messi!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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+Vagina attacks with Messi with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 10-9
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 4 of 9 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
VAGINA won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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+Messi nails Vagina with a pair of shots to the temple. Vagina covers up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 7 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 29-28
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 4 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Leo Messi is winning the fight 39-38
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-38
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-38
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-38
Leo Messi wins by decision!
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