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(Heavyweight) Well Ard defeated Duke of Dorkdom 103 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, September 03, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 103!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Well Ard!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 103 throws a barrage of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 103 shakes Well with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Well hits with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Dorkdom 103 gets mad!
+Well lands a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 103 retreats to the far corner.
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+Well hammers Dorkdom 103 with a volley of punches to the chest!! Dorkdom 103 beats a hasty retreat.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 103 attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well drills Dorkdom 103 with a barrage of light punches to the chin!
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-Dorkdom 103 fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but Well beats a hasty retreat.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well fires a pair of glancing punches to the chest!
+Well hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Well rocks Dorkdom 103 with a series of punches to the face. Dorkdom 103 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Well Ard landed 43 of 51 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 103 doesn't even want to rest!

Well doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 103 hits with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well jars Dorkdom 103 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Well pounds Dorkdom 103 with a series of quick punches to the temple. Dorkdom 103 doesn't notice.
+Well belts Dorkdom 103 with a flurry of punches to the eye!! Dorkdom 103 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkdom 103 punches Well with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Well fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Well hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 103 drills Well with a series of powerful blows to the chest. Well doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Well quickly backs away.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Well connects with a flurry of strong punches to the temple!
+Well annoys Dorkdom 103 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 103 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Well jolts Dorkdom 103 with a right to the temple. Dorkdom 103 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 103 fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Well narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Well Ard landed 37 of 57 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 103 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Well grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Well grazes Dorkdom 103 with a series of strong blows to the eye!!
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+Well drills Dorkdom 103 with a volley of painful punches to the nose!!
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well hurts Dorkdom 103 with a glancing straight right to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 103 throws a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 103 punches Well with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 103 fires a right right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Well tosses a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 103 smashes Well with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 103 attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Well takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkdom 103 charges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Well hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 16 of 33 punches, and Well Ard landed 26 of 40 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 103 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Well is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but Well steps aside.
-Dorkdom 103 lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Well steps aside and laughs.
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+Well fires a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 103 solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest. Well sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Well ducks.
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-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 10 of 31 punches, and Well Ard landed 6 of 7 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 103 won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkdom 103 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Well is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkdom 103 paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dorkdom 103 tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Well pummels Dorkdom 103 with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
+Dorkdom 103 annoys Well with a furious left to the stomach.
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+Well solidly lands a volley of punches to the face.
+Well backs up Dorkdom 103 with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 103 beats a hasty retreat.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Well clocks Dorkdom 103 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Well probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 103 scores with a powerful hook to the ribs.
-Well attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dorkdom 103 tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dorkdom 103 fires a volley of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 18 of 33 punches, and Well Ard landed 27 of 43 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired.

Well is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Well fires a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Well hits with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 103 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Well lands a series of light punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom 103 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 103 strikes with a pair of light blows to the chest.
-Well paws a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Well tries to land a series of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Well backs out of it.
+Well smacks Dorkdom 103 with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Well Ard landed 22 of 39 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired.

Well looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom 103 tags Well with a pair of nice blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 103 throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 103 smacks Well with a series of mean shots to the chest.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 tries to land a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Well pokes Dorkdom 103 with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkdom 103 grimaces in pain.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 103 throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 103 paws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 15 of 43 punches, and Well Ard landed 4 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 103 won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired.

Well looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 103 stuns Well with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus! Well retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkdom 103 throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Well hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkdom 103 tries to land a right uppercut to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dorkdom 103 wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Well annoys Dorkdom 103 with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 103 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Well backs out of it.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Well narrowly avoids it
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 103 drills Well with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 13 of 42 punches, and Well Ard landed 5 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 103 won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired.

Well is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Well hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Well paws a right jab to the eye, but Dorkdom 103 steps aside.
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-Dorkdom 103 attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 103 fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Well throws a flurry of painful punches to the head. Dorkdom 103 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkdom 103 scores with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 103 tosses a volley of mean punches to the chest!
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-Dorkdom 103 attacks with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Well ducks.
+Dorkdom 103 tattoos Well with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Well shakes Dorkdom 103 with a nice jab to the eye. Dorkdom 103 backpedals to his own corner.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Well tosses a series of nice punches to the face.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Well tries a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus! Well sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 22 of 37 punches, and Well Ard landed 22 of 42 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Well looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 103 hits with a barrage of nice shots to the stomach.
+Well whacks Dorkdom 103 with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 103 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 103 lunges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 103 annoys Well with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Well scores with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Dorkdom 103 quickly recovers.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Well tries a right straight right to the eye, but only hits air.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Well hits Dorkdom 103 with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 103 lunges with a straight right to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Well smashes Dorkdom 103 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 103 charges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Well beats a hasty retreat.
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+Well hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
+Well punches Dorkdom 103 with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 103 probes with a left right to the stomach, but Well escapes.
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-Dorkdom 103 probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Well ties him up.
-Well tries a jab to the chest, but Dorkdom 103 hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 11 of 38 punches, and Well Ard landed 32 of 47 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkdom 103 is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Well looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Dorkdom 103 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkdom 103 launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Well blocks.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 103 tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Well escapes.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well tattoos Dorkdom 103 with a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 103 probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 3 of 24 punches, and Well Ard landed 8 of 16 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 107-102


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Well looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Dorkdom 103 is brawling. (inside)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 103 throws a series of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 103 throws a volley of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Well fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 103 probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 103 lunges with a flurry of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
+Well attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
-Dorkdom 103 lashes out with a series of right shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom 103 hits with a pair of hard blows to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 103 fires a flurry of shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Well belts Dorkdom 103 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkdom 103 shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkdom 103 launches a left hook to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkdom 103 probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Well steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 103 landed 5 of 41 punches, and Well Ard landed 16 of 17 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 117-111


Dorkdom 103 is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Well is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 5: Well Ard 10-9
Round 6: Well Ard 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 10: Well Ard 10-9
Round 11: Well Ard 10-9
Round 12: Well Ard 10-9

Total Score: Well Ard 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 5: Well Ard 10-9
Round 6: Well Ard 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 9: Well Ard 10-9
Round 10: Well Ard 10-9
Round 11: Well Ard 10-9
Round 12: Well Ard 10-9

Total Score: Well Ard 117-111


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 5: Well Ard 10-9
Round 6: Well Ard 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 103 10-9
Round 9: Well Ard 10-9
Round 10: Well Ard 10-9
Round 11: Well Ard 10-9
Round 12: Well Ard 10-9

Total Score: Well Ard 117-111

Well Ard wins by decision!