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(Super-Featherweight) Do the Math defeated Duke of Dorkdom 10 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-112, 117-113.

Match Wednesday, August 31, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 10!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Do the Math!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Do The Math attempts a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Dorkdom 10 escapes.
-Dorkdom 10 lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but Do The Math takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkdom 10 fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 10 slams Do The Math with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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-Do The Math throws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Dorkdom 10 quickly backs away.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math staggers Dorkdom 10 with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Do The Math punches Dorkdom 10 with a left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Do The Math doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkdom 10 tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Do The Math fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Do The Math lands a flurry of mean shots to the stomach!
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math thumps Dorkdom 10 with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus! Dorkdom 10 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Do The Math probes with a right uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 10 punches Do The Math with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 24 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Do The Math doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Do The Math punches Dorkdom 10 with a flurry of vicious blows to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 rocks Do The Math with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Do The Math attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dorkdom 10 ducks.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Do The Math nails Dorkdom 10 with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 10 slams Do The Math with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Do The Math beats a hasty retreat.
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-Do The Math tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 25 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Do the Math is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkdom 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Do The Math remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math launches a left hook to the stomach, but Dorkdom 10 hides behind his gloves.
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+Do The Math punches Dorkdom 10 with a off balance right to the solar plexus!!
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 clocks Do The Math with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries a right roundhouse to the chest, but Do The Math leaps aside.
+Dorkdom 10 pounds Do The Math with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math charges with a right straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Do The Math shakes Dorkdom 10 with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math catches Dorkdom 10 with a series of shots to the chest.
-Do The Math attacks with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Do The Math beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 10 tosses a flurry of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Do The Math throws a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkdom 10 tags Do The Math with a painful straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Do The Math lunges with a jab to the chest, but Dorkdom 10 escapes.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 10 of 22 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 24 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Do the Math is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkdom 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Do The Math paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 lashes out with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 10 lunges with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Do The Math ties him up.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math connects with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 10 tries to land a pair of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkdom 10 throws a loud cross to the chest.
-Do The Math charges with a left hook to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Do The Math solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom 10 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chest! Do The Math sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 14 of 33 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 10 is obviously tired.

Do The Math is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math hits Dorkdom 10 with a hard left to the solar plexus!!
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-Do The Math lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dorkdom 10 ducks.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 10 attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Do The Math attacks with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 10 steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 10 of 24 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Do the Math is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkdom 10 is obviously tired.

Do The Math is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Do The Math attacks with a pair of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math shakes Dorkdom 10 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Do The Math fires a straight right to the stomach, but Dorkdom 10 backs out of it.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 pummels Do The Math with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Do The Math backs out of it.
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+Do The Math catches Dorkdom 10 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 13 of 35 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 10 is slowing down.

Do The Math is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Do The Math lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 10 lands a heavy sweeping right to the chest.
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+Do The Math whacks Dorkdom 10 with a pair of painful punches to the face. Dorkdom 10 shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math probes with a left roundhouse to the chin, but fails to score.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Do The Math quickly backs away.
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-Dorkdom 10 attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 fires a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 10 lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Do The Math connects with a barrage of strong blows to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 11 of 30 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 10 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 10 is winning the fight 86-85


Dorkdom 10 is slowing down.

Do The Math is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 10 clocks Do The Math with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach. Do The Math doesn't notice.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Do The Math steps aside.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but Dorkdom 10 backs out of it.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkdom 10 tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Do The Math takes it in the forearms.
+Do The Math annoys Dorkdom 10 with a volley of stiff blows to the chin. Dorkdom 10 quickly recovers.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math lunges with a left jab to the face, but Dorkdom 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 10 lashes out with a left jab to the stomach, but Do The Math narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom 10 hits Do The Math with a furious left to the chest. Do The Math gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 12 of 31 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 26 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 10 looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Do The Math is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 10 hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 10 tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but Do The Math deftly avoits it.
-Dorkdom 10 launches a series of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 10 stuns Do The Math with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Do The Math probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but Dorkdom 10 steps aside and laughs.
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-Do The Math lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 10 takes it in the forearms.
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+Do The Math grazes Dorkdom 10 with a volley of hard shots to the nose.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Do The Math shakes Dorkdom 10 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 9 of 29 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 26 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Do the Math is winning the fight 105-104


Dorkdom 10 looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Do The Math is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dorkdom 10 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkdom 10 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 10 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Do The Math backs out of it.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Do The Math lands a hook to the jaw.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Do The Math attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dorkdom 10 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 10 fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Do The Math launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 10 ducks.
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+Do The Math grazes Dorkdom 10 with a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
Do The Math lands a devestating left uppercut and Dorkdom 10's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkdom 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Do The Math punches Dorkdom 10 with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 10 smashes Do The Math with a barrage of powerful blows to the face!
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 10 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 10 landed 8 of 31 punches, and Do the Math landed 15 of 24 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-8

Do the Math is winning the fight 115-112


Dorkdom 10 collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Do The Math is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 5: Do the Math 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 7: Do the Math 10-9
Round 8: Do the Math 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 10: Do the Math 10-9
Round 11: Do the Math 10-9
Round 12: Do the Math 10-8

Total Score: Do the Math 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 3: Do the Math 10-9
Round 4: Do the Math 10-9
Round 5: Do the Math 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Do the Math 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 10: Do the Math 10-9
Round 11: Do the Math 10-9
Round 12: Do the Math 10-8

Total Score: Do the Math 116-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Do the Math 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Do the Math 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Do the Math 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 10 10-9
Round 10: Do the Math 10-9
Round 11: Do the Math 10-9
Round 12: Do the Math 10-8

Total Score: Do the Math 117-113

Do the Math wins by decision!