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(Featherweight) Duke of Dorkdom 160 defeated Elroy Hirsch by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, August 31, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Elroy Hirsch!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 160!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 160 probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Hirsch takes charge with a jab to the ribs. Dorkdom 160 covers up.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkdom 160 catches Hirsch with a flurry of blows to the chest. Hirsch shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hirsch attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Hirsch hits Dorkdom 160 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 160 scores with a pair of mean blows to the ribs!! Hirsch shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 19 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 11 of 22 punches.

Elroy Hirsch won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 10-9


Hirsch doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkdom 160 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 160 tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Hirsch backs out of it.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hirsch lands a volley of stiff punches to the chest!
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+Hirsch whacks Dorkdom 160 with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but misses.
+Dorkdom 160 clocks Hirsch with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 160 attacks with a series of heavy blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 22 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Elroy Hirsch won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 20-18


Hirsch doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 160 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Hirsch throws a flurry of shots to the stomach. Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkdom 160 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Hirsch covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 160 lands a flurry of blows to the ribs. Hirsch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hirsch fires a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Hirsch jars Dorkdom 160 with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 160 throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hirsch whacks Dorkdom 160 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Hirsch catches Dorkdom 160 with a mean cross to the eye. Dorkdom 160 gets mad!
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 23 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Elroy Hirsch won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 30-27


Hirsch doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 paws a series of blows to the stomach, but Hirsch ducks.
+Dorkdom 160 hits Hirsch with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 160 lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 160 wallops Hirsch with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach!!
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+Hirsch hits with a series of punches to the eye! Dorkdom 160 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 7 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 160 won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 39-37


Hirsch doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 160 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 160 tags Hirsch with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 160 backs up Hirsch with a series of shots to the chest.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Hirsch takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom 160 fires a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hirsch clocks Dorkdom 160 with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 7 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 160 won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 48-47


Hirsch doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hirsch annoys Dorkdom 160 with a volley of quick punches to the jaw!
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+Dorkdom 160 tosses a series of strong punches to the ribs!!
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+Hirsch hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
-Dorkdom 160 tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Hirsch stays away from it.
+Hirsch nails Dorkdom 160 with a glancing jab to the face. Dorkdom 160 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkdom 160 strikes with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Hirsch ignores it.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkdom 160 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Hirsch wallops Dorkdom 160 with a barrage of blows to the face.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 23 of 30 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Elroy Hirsch won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 58-56


Hirsch doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but Hirsch takes it in the forearms.
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+Hirsch catches Dorkdom 160 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 lunges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom 160 jolts Hirsch with a volley of powerful shots to the chest! Hirsch retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 8 of 9 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 160 won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 67-66


Hirsch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Hirsch annoys Dorkdom 160 with a glancing uppercut to the mouth.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 160 wallops Hirsch with a volley of light shots to the ribs.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hirsch stuns Dorkdom 160 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Hirsch tries a series of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Hirsch hits with a series of strong shots to the head.
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-Dorkdom 160 probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 25 of 32 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Elroy Hirsch won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 77-75


Hirsch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkdom 160 probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dorkdom 160 lashes out with a right roundhouse to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Hirsch slams Dorkdom 160 with a series of stiff punches to the head.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 160 hits with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom 160 takes charge with a pair of shots to the ribs.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hirsch attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 160 escapes.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 160 solidly lands a series of strong blows to the ribs.
+Hirsch tags Dorkdom 160 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Hirsch pokes Dorkdom 160 with a series of furious blows to the chin!
-Dorkdom 160 attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Hirsch covers himself well.
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+Hirsch staggers Dorkdom 160 with a flurry of painful punches to the face. Dorkdom 160 laughs!
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-Dorkdom 160 charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Hirsch ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 22 of 30 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 17 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 87-85


Hirsch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 160 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Hirsch deftly avoits it.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 160 lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Hirsch quickly backs away.
+Hirsch clocks Dorkdom 160 with a hard left to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Hirsch hits with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 160 slams Hirsch with a series of light shots to the stomach.
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-Hirsch tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Hirsch wallops Dorkdom 160 with a pair of powerful punches to the head. Dorkdom 160 ignores it.
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-Dorkdom 160 tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Hirsch backs up Dorkdom 160 with a series of wild punches to the chin!
+Hirsch lands a painful jab to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 160 wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 160 throws a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 160 lunges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Hirsch hides behind his gloves.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 160 strikes with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 25 of 32 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 22 of 42 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 160 won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 96-95


Hirsch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 160 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Hirsch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 160 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Hirsch fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Dorkdom 160 steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkdom 160 fires a right hook to the chest, but Hirsch backs out of it.
+Hirsch throws a glancing jab to the mouth!! Dorkdom 160 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom 160 takes charge with a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 160 throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Hirsch ducks just in time.
+Hirsch tosses a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkdom 160 falls against the ropes!
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+Hirsch belts Dorkdom 160 with a off balance straight right to the temple.
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+Hirsch lashes out with a pair of hard shots to the face.
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+Dorkdom 160 belts Hirsch with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs. Hirsch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hirsch fires a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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+Hirsch hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 160 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkdom 160 probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hirsch tries to attack, but Dorkdom 160 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 160 annoys Hirsch with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach!
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-Dorkdom 160 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Hirsch covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 160 hits with a vicious straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Elroy Hirsch landed 24 of 34 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 160 landed 17 of 40 punches.

Elroy Hirsch won the round 10-9

Elroy Hirsch is winning the fight 106-104


Hirsch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 160 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Hirsch comes out fighting.
Dorkdom 160 is brawling. (inside)

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+Dorkdom 160 slams Hirsch with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 160 backs up Hirsch with a flurry of solid shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 160 catches Hirsch with a vicious roundhouse to the temple. Hirsch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 160 grazes Hirsch with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 160 hits Hirsch with a stinging left to the temple. Hirsch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkdom 160 lands a thundering hook and Hirsch lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 160 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hirsch can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Dorkdom 160 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 2: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 3: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 6: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 8: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 9: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 2: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 3: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 6: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 8: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 11: Elroy Hirsch 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 2: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 3: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 6: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 8: Elroy Hirsch 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 160 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.

Duke of Dorkdom 160 wins by a knockout!