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(Strawweight) Duke of Dorkdom 193 defeated Hockey Puck by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Monday, August 29, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 193!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet(122 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Hockey Puck!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hockey strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Hockey tags Dorkdom 193 with a pair of loud blows to the face.
Hockey lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Dorkdom 193 is flattened!!

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Dorkdom 193 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hockey tags Dorkdom 193 with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
Hockey lands a sudden uppercut and Dorkdom 193 hurtles to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
Dorkdom 193 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hockey connects with a flurry of hard shots to the face.
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+Dorkdom 193 annoys Hockey with a series of loud blows to the chin.
Dorkdom 193 lands a cruel right blow to the head and Hockey is flattened!!

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NINE
Hockey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 193 tags Hockey with a cross to the chin. Hockey backpedals to his own corner.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 193 rocks Hockey with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Hockey beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hockey fires a pair of stiff shots to the face.
-Dorkdom 193 paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 193 lands a volley of combinations to the nose.
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+Hockey annoys Dorkdom 193 with a glancing right to the eye.
+Dorkdom 193 jars Hockey with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Hockey hits with a pair of glancing shots to the nose!
+Dorkdom 193 grazes Hockey with a solid left to the head. Hockey is hurt!
Dorkdom 193 lands a thundering right hook and Hockey is knocked out of the ring!!

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NINE
Hockey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 193 stuns Hockey with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Hockey attempts a hook to the nose, but to no avail.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 26 of 32 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 17 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 193 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 193 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hockey hurts Dorkdom 193 with a wild roundhouse to the temple.
Hockey lands a mighty uppercut and Dorkdom 193 goes down!!

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EIGHT
Dorkdom 193 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hockey throws a series of left shots to the chin, but Dorkdom 193 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkdom 193 lands a pair of combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 193 annoys Hockey with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Hockey slams Dorkdom 193 with a series of furious shots to the head.
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+Hockey strikes with a volley of blows to the head!
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+Dorkdom 193 attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
Dorkdom 193 lands a ferocious uppercut and Hockey goes down!!

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SEVEN
Hockey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 193 annoys Hockey with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hockey catches Dorkdom 193 with a pair of light punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom 193 lashes out with a pair of painful combinations to the chin. Hockey is hurt!
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-Dorkdom 193 charges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom 193 lands a barrage of off balance combinations to the eye. Hockey falls against the ropes!
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Hockey staggers Dorkdom 193 with a volley of glancing punches to the temple! Dorkdom 193 beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 21 of 33 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 16 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 193 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 193 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hockey lashes out with a heavy hook to the temple.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hockey fires a flurry of stinging shots to the chest!!
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+Hockey solidly lands a pair of solid blows to the stomach!! Dorkdom 193 covers up.
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+Dorkdom 193 throws a flurry of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hockey tattoos Dorkdom 193 with a straight right to the eye.
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-Hockey probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom 193 stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 193 lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Hockey gets mad!
-Dorkdom 193 charges with a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but Hockey blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 19 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 193 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 193 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Hockey attempts a right to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 193 blocks.
+Hockey tags Dorkdom 193 with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hockey connects with a series of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hockey clocks Dorkdom 193 with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
-Dorkdom 193 tries a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom 193 hammers Hockey with a flurry of combinations to the chest. Hockey doesn't notice.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 193 attacks with a solid jab to the solar plexus. Hockey sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 193 jolts Hockey with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom 193 pops Hockey with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 21 of 33 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 16 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 193 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom 193 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 193 fires a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 193 hits with a glancing straight right to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom 193 fires a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Hockey doesn't notice.
+Hockey hits with a pair of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 193 lashes out with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Hockey connects with a barrage of strong punches to the chest!
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hockey fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 193 throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 19 of 34 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 16 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 193 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom 193 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 193 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Hockey leaps aside.
-Hockey launches a jab to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 193 tags Hockey with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
-Hockey attacks with a series of left combinations to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hockey jars Dorkdom 193 with a glancing right to the ribs.
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+Hockey backs up Dorkdom 193 with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 193 hits Hockey with a pair of powerful combinations to the ribs.
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+Hockey jolts Dorkdom 193 with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 20 of 32 punches.

Hockey Puck won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkdom 193 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkdom 193 wallops Hockey with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Hockey scores with a barrage of stinging blows to the mouth.
Hockey lands a brutal left punch in the nose and Dorkdom 193 falls senseless!!

ONE

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SIX
Dorkdom 193 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 193 smashes Hockey with a volley of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Hockey attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 193 escapes.
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-Dorkdom 193 charges with a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Hockey covers himself well.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hockey paws a flurry of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 193 attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Hockey takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Hockey grazes Dorkdom 193 with a volley of heavy blows to the jaw. Dorkdom 193 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hockey staggers Dorkdom 193 with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom 193 smacks Hockey with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Hockey seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 19 of 31 punches.

Hockey Puck won the round 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 67-65


Dorkdom 193 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 193 punches Hockey with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Hockey hurts Dorkdom 193 with a jab to the face. Dorkdom 193 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkdom 193 tosses a cross to the solar plexus. Hockey sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkdom 193 tags Hockey with a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Hockey drills Dorkdom 193 with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hockey hits Dorkdom 193 with a painful uppercut to the mouth.
Hockey lands a mighty blow to the temple and Dorkdom 193 is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

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SIX
Dorkdom 193 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hockey lunges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Hockey throws a pair of right shots to the temple, but Dorkdom 193 leaps aside.
+Dorkdom 193 pummels Hockey with a flurry of powerful combinations to the stomach. Hockey sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hockey stuns Dorkdom 193 with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Hockey smashes Dorkdom 193 with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hockey throws a uppercut to the head, but Dorkdom 193 steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 16 of 30 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 17 of 34 punches.

Hockey Puck won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 193 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 193 pummels Hockey with a pair of punches to the ribs. Hockey seems wobbly!
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hockey hits with a pair of nasty shots to the eye.
-Dorkdom 193 charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 193 hits with a hard right to the ribs. Hockey hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 193 paws a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but Hockey hides behind his gloves.
Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 193 fires a volley of combinations to the chest, but Hockey deftly avoits it.
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-Hockey attempts a volley of right combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkdom 193 tries to attack, but Hockey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 193 throws a quick straight right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 193 landed 13 of 33 punches, and Hockey Puck landed 14 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 193 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 is winning the fight 85-84


Dorkdom 193 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 193 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hockey comes out fighting.

+Dorkdom 193 hits with a barrage of light shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 193 lands a brutal left cross to the jaw and Hockey drops like a stone!!

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Hockey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 193 hits with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
Dorkdom 193 lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Hockey is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 193 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 193 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hockey can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 5: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 6: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 7: Hockey Puck 10-8
Round 8: Hockey Puck 10-8
Round 9: Hockey Puck 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 5: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 6: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 7: Hockey Puck 10-8
Round 8: Hockey Puck 10-8
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 193 10-9
Round 5: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 6: Hockey Puck 10-9
Round 7: Hockey Puck 10-8
Round 8: Hockey Puck 10-8
Round 9: Hockey Puck 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 193 wins by a knockout!