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(Light-Flyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 186 defeated Vladimir Samsonov by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, August 29, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 186!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Vladimir Samsonov!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 186 fights inside. (inside)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkdom 186 throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Samsonov ducks just in time.
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+Samsonov hits with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
-Dorkdom 186 lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Samsonov quickly backs away.
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+Samsonov rocks Dorkdom 186 with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
+Samsonov nails Dorkdom 186 with a hard straight right to the ribs.
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+Samsonov throws a nasty jab to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkdom 186 pokes Samsonov with a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 186 punches Samsonov with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 186 probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Samsonov beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 19 of 44 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 23 of 23 punches.

Vladimir Samsonov won the round 10-9

Vladimir Samsonov is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 186 doesn't even want to rest!

Samsonov doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 186 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 186 connects with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 186 throws a off balance hook to the jaw. Samsonov sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkdom 186 paws a pair of left shots to the temple, but Samsonov ties him up.
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-Dorkdom 186 attempts a series of right shots to the mouth, but Samsonov beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 186 pokes Samsonov with a series of shots to the chin.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Samsonov hits with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 186 beats a hasty retreat.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 186 scores with a series of heavy punches to the eye.
-Dorkdom 186 attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Samsonov escapes.
-Dorkdom 186 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chin, but Samsonov deftly avoits it.
+Dorkdom 186 scores with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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-Samsonov charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom 186 backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom 186 hits Samsonov with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
+Samsonov shakes Dorkdom 186 with a barrage of quick punches to the chest!
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-Dorkdom 186 fires a pair of shots to the chest, but Samsonov ties him up.
Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 186 charges with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 38 of 73 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 12 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 186 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 186 doesn't even want to rest!

Samsonov doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 186 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Samsonov pummels Dorkdom 186 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Samsonov throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Samsonov fires a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Samsonov wallops Dorkdom 186 with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 4 of 8 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 17 of 24 punches.

Vladimir Samsonov won the round 10-9

Vladimir Samsonov is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 186 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 186 lashes out with a series of right shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkdom 186 tosses a flurry of nice punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkdom 186 launches a series of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom 186 slams Samsonov with a volley of wild punches to the eye! Samsonov beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 186 pummels Samsonov with a series of blows to the face.
-Dorkdom 186 throws a left straight right to the jaw, but Samsonov escapes.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 186 tries a hook to the temple, but Samsonov quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom 186 slams Samsonov with a strong uppercut to the jaw. Samsonov hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Samsonov hits with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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-Dorkdom 186 lashes out with a left uppercut to the head, but to no avail.
-Dorkdom 186 throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Samsonov backs out of it.
-Dorkdom 186 attempts a pair of blows to the head, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 186 belts Samsonov with a barrage of quick shots to the chin. Samsonov quickly recovers.
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+Dorkdom 186 pops Samsonov with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Samsonov solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 186 attempts a sweeping right to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Samsonov jolts Dorkdom 186 with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
+Samsonov punches Dorkdom 186 with a quick straight right to the chest.
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-Samsonov throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom 186 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 40 of 80 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 19 of 32 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 186 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 186 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Samsonov throws a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Samsonov annoys Dorkdom 186 with a heavy straight right to the chest. Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Samsonov throws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Dorkdom 186 ducks.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 4 of 8 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 20 of 29 punches.

Vladimir Samsonov won the round 10-9

Vladimir Samsonov is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 186 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkdom 186 launches a left left to the nose, but misses.
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+Samsonov tattoos Dorkdom 186 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 186 smacks Samsonov with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 186 probes with a series of blows to the face, but Samsonov takes it in the forearms.
+Samsonov throws a volley of heavy blows to the chest. Dorkdom 186 gets mad!
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-Dorkdom 186 paws a series of left shots to the chin, but Samsonov hides behind his gloves.
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-Samsonov probes with a right jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Samsonov thumps Dorkdom 186 with a left to the solar plexus.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 186 lashes out with a hook to the ribs!
Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 186 tags Samsonov with a flurry of quick punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 186 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Samsonov ties him up.
-Samsonov launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkdom 186 charges with a left uppercut to the jaw, but Samsonov leaps aside.
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+Dorkdom 186 lands a hook to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 186 drills Samsonov with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Samsonov rocks Dorkdom 186 with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 186 gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 25 of 47 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 21 of 33 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 186 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 186 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Samsonov is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Samsonov lashes out with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Samsonov drills Dorkdom 186 with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Samsonov lashes out with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Samsonov fires a straight right to the stomach, but Dorkdom 186 stays away from it.
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+Samsonov hits with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 4 of 8 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 21 of 33 punches.

Vladimir Samsonov won the round 10-9

Vladimir Samsonov is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 186 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Samsonov is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkdom 186 lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dorkdom 186 lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 186 attacks with a hook to the jaw!
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-Dorkdom 186 fires a barrage of blows to the chin, but Samsonov steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom 186 lashes out with a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 186 tries a series of blows to the temple, but Samsonov beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom 186 fires a pair of strong shots to the nose. Samsonov hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkdom 186 attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Samsonov covers himself well.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 186 charges with a left hook to the stomach, but Samsonov steps aside and laughs.
+Samsonov pops Dorkdom 186 with a nice jab to the head!!
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-Dorkdom 186 launches a left to the solar plexus, but Samsonov backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom 186 thumps Samsonov with a volley of stinging blows to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 186 catches Samsonov with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 186 attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Samsonov narrowly avoids it
Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Samsonov tries to attack, but Dorkdom 186 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 186 landed 36 of 93 punches, and Vladimir Samsonov landed 5 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 186 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 186 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Samsonov comes out fighting.

+Dorkdom 186 slams Samsonov with a barrage of blows to the chin. Samsonov laughs!
Dorkdom 186 lands a vicious left hook and Samsonov falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 186 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 186 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Samsonov can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 3: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 5: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 7: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 3: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 5: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 7: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 3: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9
Round 5: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 6: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 7: Vladimir Samsonov 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 186 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 186 wins by a knockout!