Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828112.htm on local disk...(Light-Flyweight) Little Bruce Willis defeated Duke of Dorkdom 181 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, August 29, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 181!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Little Bruce Willis!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 181 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Willis tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Willis tries to attack, but Dorkdom 181 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Willis probes with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Willis tries to attack, but Dorkdom 181 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 181 punches Willis with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Dorkdom 181 lands a mighty hook and Willis falls senseless!!
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Willis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Willis throws a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 181 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Willis scores with Dorkdom 181 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkdom 181 tosses a pair of loud blows to the face.
Dorkdom 181 lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Willis goes over backwards!!
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Willis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 181 clocks Willis with a head butt! Little Bruce Willis pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Little Bruce Willis wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkdom 181 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Willis doesn't even want to rest!
Little Bruce Willis wins by a foul!
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