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(Heavyweight) Well Ard defeated Duke of Dorkdom 110 by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, August 27, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 110!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Well Ard!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 110 comes out fighting.
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 110 nails Well with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Well smacks Dorkdom 110 with a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Dorkdom 110 is hurt!
+Well tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Well hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Dorkdom 110 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Well clocks Dorkdom 110 with a series of strong punches to the face. Dorkdom 110 gets mad!
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+Dorkdom 110 pounds Well with a powerful left to the ribs.
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+Well fires a series of stinging punches to the head!
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-Dorkdom 110 attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Well leaps aside.
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-Well fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Well annoys Dorkdom 110 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Well catches Dorkdom 110 with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 110 landed 13 of 23 punches, and Well Ard landed 40 of 46 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 110 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Well doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 110 comes out fighting.
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Well lands a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Well hits with a pair of punches to the head.
-Well attacks with a series of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom 110 lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but Well stays away from it.
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+Well catches Dorkdom 110 with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Dorkdom 110 laughs!
-Dorkdom 110 attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Well covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 110 connects with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest. Well hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Well fires a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom 110 whacks Well with a volley of punches to the ribs. Well retreats to the far corner.
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+Well backs up Dorkdom 110 with a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
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+Well suprises Dorkdom 110 with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Well rocks Dorkdom 110 with a strong sweeping right to the chest.
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+Well solidly lands a loud jab to the jaw!
+Well belts Dorkdom 110 with a series of loud blows to the chin. Dorkdom 110 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Well pounds Dorkdom 110 with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Well fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 110 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Well Ard landed 46 of 55 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 110 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Well grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 110 comes out fighting.
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Well attacks with a pair of right shots to the nose, but Dorkdom 110 escapes.
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+Well jars Dorkdom 110 with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Well probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
+Well backs up Dorkdom 110 with a flurry of painful punches to the face!
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-Dorkdom 110 throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Well connects with a cross to the face. Dorkdom 110 falls against the ropes!
+Well attacks with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 110 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Well rocks Dorkdom 110 with a commanding right to the face. Dorkdom 110 covers up.
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+Well solidly lands a volley of punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom 110 lands a pair of wild punches to the chest. Well asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 110 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Well Ard landed 29 of 41 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 110 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Well grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 110 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 110 pops Well with a flurry of loud punches to the eye!
+Dorkdom 110 annoys Well with a pair of wild hooks to the head.
Dorkdom 110 lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Well falls to the canvas!!

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Well struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 110 attempts a series of left shots to the mouth, but Well hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom 110 wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Well throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
Well lands a powerful punch in the nose and Dorkdom 110 collapses!!

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Dorkdom 110 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Well staggers Dorkdom 110 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 110 gets mad!
Well lands a cruel blow to the head and Dorkdom 110 collapses!!

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Dorkdom 110 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Well hits with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Dorkdom 110 tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but Well ducks.
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-Dorkdom 110 charges with a pair of crosses to the chin, but Well steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkdom 110 paws a right right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkdom 110 attacks with a volley of left hooks to the temple, but Well steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom 110 punches Well with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
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+Well takes charge with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
+Well whacks Dorkdom 110 with a series of solid punches to the temple. Dorkdom 110 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Well lands a well placed punch in the nose and Dorkdom 110 falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Well Ard wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 110 looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Well is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-9
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9

Well Ard wins by a knockout!