Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828016.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 64 defeated Remmie Joinin by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Friday, August 26, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 64!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Remmie Joinin!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 64 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Joinin comes out fighting.
+Joinin backs up Dorkdom 64 with a pair of shots to the face. Dorkdom 64 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkdom 64 tosses a roundhouse to the temple!
+Joinin wallops Dorkdom 64 with a series of shots to the temple.
+Dorkdom 64 tags Joinin with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Joinin scores with a volley of crosses to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom 64 tosses a pair of commanding shots to the nose. Joinin doesn't notice.
Dorkdom 64 lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Joinin is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Joinin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 64 lunges with a volley of roundhouses to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 64 smashes Joinin with a right to the nose!
Dorkdom 64 lands a sudden punch in the nose and Joinin goes down!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 64 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 64 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Joinin collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Duke of Dorkdom 64 wins by a knockout!
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