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(Super-Lightweight) Duke of Dorkdom 17 defeated "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, August 25, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 17!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 17 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dyn-o-mite stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dyn-o-mite hits with a series of heavy punches to the head.
-Dyn-o-mite attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom 17 hits with a barrage of painful blows to the ribs.
-Dyn-o-mite probes with a left jab to the chin, but Dorkdom 17 leaps aside.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dyn-o-mite pops Dorkdom 17 with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 17 lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 17 punches Dyn-o-mite with a flurry of shots to the chest. Dyn-o-mite sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkdom 17 wakes up the fans with a loud left to the ribs. Dyn-o-mite covers up.
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+Dyn-o-mite punches Dorkdom 17 with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Dyn-o-mite lands a right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 17 landed 17 of 25 punches, and "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie landed 25 of 38 punches.

"Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie won the round 10-9

"Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 17 doesn't even want to rest!

Dyn-o-mite doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 17 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dyn-o-mite stays outside and uses his jab.

Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dyn-o-mite tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dorkdom 17 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom 17 fires a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkdom 17 pounds Dyn-o-mite with a volley of blows to the stomach. Dyn-o-mite covers up.
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+Dyn-o-mite lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Dyn-o-mite fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Dyn-o-mite tags Dorkdom 17 with a loud straight right to the temple. Dorkdom 17 doesn't notice.
-Dyn-o-mite lashes out with a series of right shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dyn-o-mite fires a pair of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 17 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dyn-o-mite leaps aside.
+Dyn-o-mite hits with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Dyn-o-mite annoys Dorkdom 17 with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 17 landed 15 of 25 punches, and "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie landed 22 of 37 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 17 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 17 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Dyn-o-mite grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 17 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dyn-o-mite stays outside and uses his jab.

Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dyn-o-mite paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 17 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dyn-o-mite fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Dyn-o-mite suprises Dorkdom 17 with a series of painful punches to the nose.
-Dyn-o-mite throws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 17 pummels Dyn-o-mite with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Dyn-o-mite rocks Dorkdom 17 with a sweeping right to the chin.
+Dyn-o-mite jolts Dorkdom 17 with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 17 lashes out with a right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dyn-o-mite scores with a powerful uppercut to the face.
+Dorkdom 17 shakes Dyn-o-mite with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 17 landed 14 of 25 punches, and "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie landed 22 of 37 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 17 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 17 is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkdom 17 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dyn-o-mite is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 17 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dyn-o-mite stays outside and uses his jab.

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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dyn-o-mite tosses a loud left to the face!
-Dorkdom 17 throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dyn-o-mite ducks just in time.
Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dyn-o-mite scores with a flurry of punches to the head.
Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 17 fires a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dyn-o-mite ducks.
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+Dorkdom 17 connects with a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dyn-o-mite tosses a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 17 lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Dyn-o-mite falls against the ropes!
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Dyn-o-mite tries to attack, but Dorkdom 17 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 17 landed 15 of 24 punches, and "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie landed 17 of 39 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 17 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 17 is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkdom 17 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dyn-o-mite is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 17 fights inside. (inside)
Dyn-o-mite stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dorkdom 17 fires a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dyn-o-mite tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom 17 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dyn-o-mite steps aside.
-Dorkdom 17 launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dyn-o-mite whacks Dorkdom 17 with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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+Dyn-o-mite lands a series of strong punches to the nose.
+Dyn-o-mite jolts Dorkdom 17 with a volley of strong punches to the nose!!
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+Dorkdom 17 throws a barrage of light shots to the chest.
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+Dyn-o-mite takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 17 jars Dyn-o-mite with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dyn-o-mite tries a left straight right to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkdom 17 stuns Dyn-o-mite with a commanding uppercut to the ribs. Dyn-o-mite grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 17 landed 27 of 40 punches, and "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie landed 21 of 41 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 17 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 17 is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkdom 17 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dyn-o-mite receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 17 fights inside. (inside)
Dyn-o-mite stays outside and uses his jab.

-Dyn-o-mite throws a series of punches to the temple, but Dorkdom 17 steps aside.
+Dorkdom 17 tags Dyn-o-mite with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
Dorkdom 17 lands a blood spattering right cross to the jaw and Dyn-o-mite is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dyn-o-mite struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dyn-o-mite tries a pair of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dyn-o-mite fires a flurry of mean shots to the face.
+Dorkdom 17 hits with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
+Dorkdom 17 tags Dyn-o-mite with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 17 probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Dyn-o-mite steps aside and laughs.
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+Dyn-o-mite grazes Dorkdom 17 with a stiff roundhouse to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 17 pokes Dyn-o-mite with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. Dyn-o-mite quickly recovers. Dorkdom 17 attacks like a wild man! Dyn-o-mite falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 17 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 17 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dyn-o-mite can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 2: "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Dyn-o-mite" Dynamo MacKenzie 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 17 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 17 wins by a technical knockout!