Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827915.htm on local disk...(Super-Flyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 173 defeated Becky Gilbert by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, August 23, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 173!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Becky Gilbert!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 173 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Gilbert comes out flailing.
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+Dorkdom 173 strikes with a volley of painful blows to the temple. Gilbert sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkdom 173 drills Gilbert with a pair of nice blows to the mouth.
Dorkdom 173 lands a thundering punch in the nose and Gilbert falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 173 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 173 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Gilbert can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Duke of Dorkdom 173 wins by a knockout!
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