Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827909.htm on local disk...(Super-Bantamweight) Duke of Dorkdom 162 defeated Earl Boykins by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, August 23, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 162!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Earl Boykins!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 162 comes out fighting.
Boykins clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Boykins punches Dorkdom 162 with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs. Dorkdom 162 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkdom 162 strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
+Dorkdom 162 strikes with a series of strong shots to the face.
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-Boykins attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
+Boykins clocks Dorkdom 162 with a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 162 attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but Boykins backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom 162 stuns Boykins with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkdom 162 hits with a wild jab to the temple.
Dorkdom 162 lands a quick right hook and Boykins collapses!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 162 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 162 doesn't even want to rest!
Boykins remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Duke of Dorkdom 162 wins by a knockout!
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