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(Super-Bantamweight) Duke of Dorkdom 161 defeated Jordan Clarke by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Tuesday, August 23, 2011

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Jordan Clarke!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 161!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Clarke is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 161 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Clarke hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Clarke hits with a series of furious blows to the head. Dorkdom 161 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Clarke tags Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
+Dorkdom 161 lands a pair of punches to the jaw. Clarke covers up.
Dorkdom 161 lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Clarke's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Clarke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Clarke whacks Dorkdom 161 with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Clarke grazes Dorkdom 161 with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Clarke stuns Dorkdom 161 with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 161 hits with a pair of nice blows to the mouth!
-Dorkdom 161 charges with a series of roundhouses to the chin, but Clarke deftly avoits it.
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+Clarke hits with a nice roundhouse to the ribs.
+Dorkdom 161 hits Clarke with a right to the mouth.
+Clarke strikes with a glancing cross to the chin.
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+Clarke punches Dorkdom 161 with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 161 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkdom 161 attacks with a volley of stiff shots to the chin. Clarke backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkdom 161 tags Clarke with a series of glancing hooks to the nose. Clarke falls against the ropes!
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+Clarke wallops Dorkdom 161 with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 161 throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Clarke escapes.
-Dorkdom 161 launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Dorkdom 161 attempts a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Clarke steps aside and laughs.
+Clarke throws a flurry of nice punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom 161 attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+Clarke wallops Dorkdom 161 with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Clarke hits with a flurry of nice punches to the temple! Dorkdom 161 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jordan Clarke landed 68 of 68 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 161 landed 26 of 48 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 161 won the round 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 161 is winning the fight 10-8


Clarke doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkdom 161 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Clarke is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 161 is brawling. (inside)

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+Clarke hurts Dorkdom 161 with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
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+Clarke throws a volley of quick punches to the head.
-Dorkdom 161 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 161 pokes Clarke with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Clarke annoys Dorkdom 161 with a strong right to the head.
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+Clarke rocks Dorkdom 161 with a straight right to the solar plexus!
+Clarke shakes Dorkdom 161 with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 161 gets mad!
+Clarke rocks Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom 161 lands a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Clarke grazes Dorkdom 161 with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Clarke pummels Dorkdom 161 with a nasty straight right to the temple. Dorkdom 161 is hurt!
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-Dorkdom 161 attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Clarke ducks just in time.
+Clarke whacks Dorkdom 161 with a jab to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Clarke punches Dorkdom 161 with a series of light punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom 161 tries to land a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 161 probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Clarke hits Dorkdom 161 with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
-Dorkdom 161 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Clarke hits with a series of solid punches to the face.
+Clarke stuns Dorkdom 161 with a series of heavy punches to the chest!!
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+Dorkdom 161 throws a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Clarke hammers Dorkdom 161 with a flurry of punches to the eye!! Dorkdom 161 covers up.
+Dorkdom 161 backs up Clarke with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
+Clarke tattoos Dorkdom 161 with a series of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 161 laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jordan Clarke landed 68 of 68 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 161 landed 22 of 47 punches.

Jordan Clarke won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 161 is winning the fight 19-18


Clarke remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkdom 161 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Clarke is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 161 is brawling. (inside)

+Dorkdom 161 smashes Clarke with a pair of shots to the chest!
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+Clarke pops Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 161 grimaces in pain.
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+Clarke punches Dorkdom 161 with a roundhouse to the nose. Dorkdom 161 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Clarke tosses a volley of furious punches to the face.
-Dorkdom 161 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Clarke ducks.
+Clarke fires a series of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkdom 161 rocks Clarke with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
+Clarke lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 161 tosses a uppercut to the ribs. Clarke shakes his head to clear it.
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+Clarke throws a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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+Clarke hammers Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Clarke shakes Dorkdom 161 with a cross to the jaw.
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+Clarke takes charge with a series of stiff punches to the face.
-Dorkdom 161 tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Clarke stuns Dorkdom 161 with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
+Clarke hits with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom 161 paws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 161 throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkdom 161 lashes out with a series of loud shots to the stomach. Clarke quickly recovers.
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-Dorkdom 161 attempts a right hook to the chest, but Clarke ties him up.
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+Clarke fires a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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+Clarke throws a volley of loud punches to the head. Dorkdom 161 ignores it.
-Dorkdom 161 paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Clarke narrowly avoids it
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+Clarke suprises Dorkdom 161 with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 161 doesn't seem bothered.
+Clarke hits with a series of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jordan Clarke landed 76 of 76 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 161 landed 26 of 46 punches.

Jordan Clarke won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Clarke is obviously tired. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkdom 161 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Clarke is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 161 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Clarke pummels Dorkdom 161 with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
+Clarke scores with a volley of painful blows to the jaw.
+Clarke pokes Dorkdom 161 with a powerful cross to the nose.
+Clarke backs up Dorkdom 161 with a commanding left to the nose.
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+Clarke throws a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Clarke whacks Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Clarke stuns Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkdom 161 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Clarke hits Dorkdom 161 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Clarke hits with a pair of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 161 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Clarke tattoos Dorkdom 161 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Clarke rocks Dorkdom 161 with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 161 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Clarke tosses a flurry of wild punches to the nose!
+Clarke thumps Dorkdom 161 with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 161 probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the chest, but Clarke escapes.
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+Clarke hammers Dorkdom 161 with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Clarke strikes with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Clarke lashes out with a stiff sweeping right to the nose.
+Dorkdom 161 drills Clarke with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 161 tosses a volley of mean crosses to the chest. Clarke hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 161 rocks Clarke with a series of commanding roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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+Clarke wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the chin. Dorkdom 161 gets mad!
-Dorkdom 161 attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dorkdom 161 tags Clarke with a flurry of nice crosses to the chest.
+Clarke hits Dorkdom 161 with a barrage of solid shots to the nose. Dorkdom 161 ignores it.
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+Clarke tosses a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Dorkdom 161 lunges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dorkdom 161 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Clarke whacks Dorkdom 161 with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 161 seems wobbly!

BELL
Clarke looks exhausted. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkdom 161 doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Jordan Clarke continue the fight! Duke of Dorkdom 161 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 161 10-8
Round 2: Jordan Clarke 10-9
Round 3: Jordan Clarke 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 161 10-8
Round 2: Jordan Clarke 10-9
Round 3: Jordan Clarke 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 161 10-8
Round 2: Jordan Clarke 10-9
Round 3: Jordan Clarke 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 161 wins by a technical knockout!