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(Cruiserweight) Duke of Dorkdom 83 defeated Sebastian Sosto by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, August 20, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 83!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Sebastian Sosto!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sosto goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sosto lands a flurry of loud blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 83 solidly lands a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 83 lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Sosto ties him up.
Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 83 wallops Sosto with a volley of furious shots to the chest. Sosto grimaces in pain.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 9 of 15 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 83 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sosto doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Sosto tosses a right to the stomach. Dorkdom 83 seems wobbly!
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sosto wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 83 slams Sosto with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Sosto fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom 83 hides behind his gloves.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 83 attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkdom 83 tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 12 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 83 doesn't even want to rest!

Sosto doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 83 jars Sosto with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sosto rocks Dorkdom 83 with a nasty hook to the stomach.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 83 attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Sosto backs out of it.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 83 attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Sosto ducks just in time.
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-Dorkdom 83 tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but Sosto ducks just in time.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sosto attacks with a strong right to the ribs. Dorkdom 83 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkdom 83 fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 11 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 83 doesn't even want to rest!

Sosto remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkdom 83 paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Sosto punches Dorkdom 83 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom 83 lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus!
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sosto tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 83 fires a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus.
+Sosto fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 83 ignores it.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sosto probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dorkdom 83 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Sosto lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 83 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom 83 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sosto grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 83 fights inside. (inside)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 83 pops Sosto with a hook to the solar plexus. Sosto retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkdom 83 attacks with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach.
+Sosto tags Dorkdom 83 with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach. Dorkdom 83 seems wobbly!
+Sosto tags Dorkdom 83 with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkdom 83 throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Sosto ducks.
+Dorkdom 83 punches Sosto with a pair of blows to the chest.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 83 annoys Sosto with a straight right to the chest.
-Sosto charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Dorkdom 83 backs out of it.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 83 clocks Sosto with a barrage of wild blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 83 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Sosto steps aside.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sosto hits Dorkdom 83 with a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 22 of 42 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 14 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom 83 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Sosto is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 83 fights inside. (inside)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Sosto attacks with a hook to the ribs, but Dorkdom 83 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom 83 hits Sosto with a pair of mean shots to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 83 lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.
+Sosto hammers Dorkdom 83 with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Sosto thumps Dorkdom 83 with a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Sosto tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkdom 83 tags Sosto with a barrage of powerful blows to the ribs.
+Dorkdom 83 throws a flurry of shots to the chest!
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 83 suprises Sosto with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach.
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+Sosto hits with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sosto attempts a hook to the ribs, but Dorkdom 83 steps aside.
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-Dorkdom 83 fires a series of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 22 of 38 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 16 of 33 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkdom 83 is obviously tired.

Sosto looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 83 is brawling. (inside)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 83 takes charge with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
+Dorkdom 83 jolts Sosto with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 83 lands a devestating blow to the head and Sosto collapses!!

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Sosto struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sosto paws a right uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Sosto hits Dorkdom 83 with a pair of light blows to the chest!
+Dorkdom 83 hits Sosto with a flurry of strong blows to the ribs.
+Sosto hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Sosto hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 83 strikes with a hook to the solar plexus.
-Sosto throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 83 escapes.
+Dorkdom 83 connects with a series of strong blows to the chest. Sosto backpedals to his own corner.
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+Sosto stuns Dorkdom 83 with a hard uppercut to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 83 rocks Sosto with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 25 of 41 punches, and Sebastian Sosto landed 16 of 31 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 70-62


Dorkdom 83 is slowing down.

Sosto receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 83 is brawling. (inside)
Sosto clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Sosto fires a pair of mean blows to the face.
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+Dorkdom 83 drills Sosto with a series of commanding punches to the ribs! Dorkdom 83 attacks like a wild man! Sosto is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 83 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 83 is slowing down.

Sosto can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 83 wins by a technical knockout!