Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827844.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Leo Messi defeated VAGINA by unanimous decision: 40-38, 40-38, 40-38.Match Saturday, August 20, 2011In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is Leo Messi!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 4 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 20-19
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 4 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Leo Messi is winning the fight 30-29
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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-Vagina probes with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Messi nails Vagina with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 7 punches, and VAGINA landed 3 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 40-38
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-38
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-38
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-38
Leo Messi wins by decision!
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