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(Heavyweight) Well Ard defeated Duke of Dorkdom 102 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, August 20, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 102!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Well Ard!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Well tags Dorkdom 102 with a jab to the nose.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Well scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom 102 hits Well with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Well attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 102 doesn't seem bothered.
+Well punches Dorkdom 102 with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Well annoys Dorkdom 102 with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Well stuns Dorkdom 102 with a mean jab to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 102 falls against the ropes!
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+Well hits with a glancing roundhouse to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 102 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkdom 102 lashes out with a pair of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkdom 102 annoys Well with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 102 lands a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Well lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Dorkdom 102 escapes.
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+Dorkdom 102 jars Well with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom 102 attacks with a left straight right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 102 throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Well escapes.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 19 of 30 punches, and Well Ard landed 40 of 47 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 102 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Well remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 102 lunges with a pair of blows to the chest, but Well escapes.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Well probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 102 suprises Well with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 102 connects with a pair of off balance blows to the ribs.
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+Well solidly lands a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Dorkdom 102 quickly recovers.
Well lands a bone crushing haymaker and Dorkdom 102 is knocked down!!

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SIX
Dorkdom 102 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 102 probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Well lands a jab to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 102 attempts a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Well steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom 102 fires a hook to the stomach. Well grimaces in pain.
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+Well tosses a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Dorkdom 102 quickly recovers.
-Well tries to land a left left to the jaw, but Dorkdom 102 takes it in the forearms.
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-Well lunges with a left jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Well punches Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Well hits with a pair of powerful shots to the jaw.
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+Well hits with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 102 grazes Well with a loud cross to the chest. Well quickly recovers.
+Well nails Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
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+Well fires a barrage of painful shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 13 of 33 punches, and Well Ard landed 38 of 55 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-8

Well Ard is winning the fight 20-17


Dorkdom 102 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Well grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Well fires a barrage of glancing shots to the mouth. Dorkdom 102 doesn't notice.
+Dorkdom 102 solidly lands a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
+Well tattoos Dorkdom 102 with a series of hard punches to the nose!!
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+Well jolts Dorkdom 102 with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 102 attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkdom 102 probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 102 attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Well covers himself well.
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+Well slams Dorkdom 102 with a pair of mean blows to the ribs!!
+Well stuns Dorkdom 102 with a series of loud punches to the nose!
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-Dorkdom 102 fires a right hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 11 of 32 punches, and Well Ard landed 28 of 40 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 30-26


Dorkdom 102 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Well is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 102 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 102 throws a volley of commanding shots to the jaw.
Dorkdom 102 lands a beautiful left punch in the nose and Well collapses!!

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EIGHT
Well struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 102 paws a barrage of blows to the face, but Well quickly backs away.
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+Well hits Dorkdom 102 with a series of commanding punches to the eye. Dorkdom 102 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkdom 102 hits with a flurry of hard crosses to the nose! Well backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkdom 102 fires a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Well scores with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach!
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+Well jolts Dorkdom 102 with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkdom 102 doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkdom 102 attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Well backs out of it.
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-Dorkdom 102 probes with a flurry of crosses to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkdom 102 grazes Well with a nice shot to the eye.
Dorkdom 102 lands a ferocious right blow to the head and Well is flattened!!

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EIGHT
Well struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 102 throws a series of left punches to the face, but Well escapes.
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+Dorkdom 102 lands a heavy right to the nose.
+Dorkdom 102 pounds Well with a flurry of stiff shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 14 of 51 punches, and Well Ard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 102 won the round 10-7

Well Ard is winning the fight 37-36


Dorkdom 102 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Well is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 102 laughs!
Well lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Dorkdom 102 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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SIX
Dorkdom 102 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Well shakes Dorkdom 102 with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom 102 hits with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Well staggers Dorkdom 102 with a flurry of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 102 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 102 charges with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Well stuns Dorkdom 102 with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Well probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dorkdom 102 hides behind his gloves.
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+Well wallops Dorkdom 102 with a right to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 102 tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but Well steps aside and laughs.
-Well attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkdom 102 beats a hasty retreat.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 102 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Well throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 102 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkdom 102 lands a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Well hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 102 paws a cross to the stomach, but Well ducks just in time.
+Well lands a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Well suprises Dorkdom 102 with a series of painful punches to the stomach!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 6 of 32 punches, and Well Ard landed 26 of 44 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-8

Well Ard is winning the fight 47-44


Dorkdom 102 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Well is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Well tosses a flurry of painful punches to the face.
-Dorkdom 102 tries a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well stuns Dorkdom 102 with a flurry of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 102 laughs!
+Dorkdom 102 backs up Well with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Well asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkdom 102 launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Well whacks Dorkdom 102 with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 102 paws a right roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dorkdom 102 lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Well escapes.
-Dorkdom 102 throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Well backs up Dorkdom 102 with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
Well lands a blood spattering left smash to the jaw and Dorkdom 102 goes down!!

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EIGHT
Dorkdom 102 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Well annoys Dorkdom 102 with a series of shots to the jaw.
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-Well launches a jab to the eye, but Dorkdom 102 ties him up.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Well catches Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Well hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkdom 102 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 4 of 32 punches, and Well Ard landed 32 of 41 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-8

Well Ard is winning the fight 57-52


Dorkdom 102 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Well is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Well pummels Dorkdom 102 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 102 beats a hasty retreat.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 102 charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom 102 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkdom 102 attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 102 attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 1 of 34 punches, and Well Ard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 67-61


Dorkdom 102 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Well is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 102 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom 102 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Well takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom 102 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom 102 probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Well blocks.
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 102 attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Well drills Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of hard punches to the chest!
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Well tries to attack, but Dorkdom 102 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 102 lunges with a straight right to the chest, but Well deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 102 landed 2 of 31 punches, and Well Ard landed 8 of 9 punches.

Well Ard won the round 10-9

Well Ard is winning the fight 77-70


Dorkdom 102 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Well is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 102 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Well is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 102 hits Well with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Well smacks Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
Well lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Dorkdom 102 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

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SIX
Dorkdom 102 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Well grazes Dorkdom 102 with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs!
-Dorkdom 102 paws a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Well slams Dorkdom 102 with a volley of furious blows to the chin.
Well lands a beautiful hook and Dorkdom 102 falls to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Well Ard wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 102 can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Well grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-8
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 102 10-7
Round 5: Well Ard 10-8
Round 6: Well Ard 10-8
Round 7: Well Ard 10-9
Round 8: Well Ard 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-8
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 102 10-7
Round 5: Well Ard 10-8
Round 6: Well Ard 10-8
Round 7: Well Ard 10-9
Round 8: Well Ard 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Well Ard 10-9
Round 2: Well Ard 10-8
Round 3: Well Ard 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 102 10-7
Round 5: Well Ard 10-8
Round 6: Well Ard 10-8
Round 7: Well Ard 10-9
Round 8: Well Ard 10-9

Well Ard wins by a knockout!