Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827766.htm on local disk...(Super-Middleweight) Duke of Dorkdom 53 defeated Joseph "The Welsh Warrior" Jones by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Friday, August 19, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 53!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Joseph "The Welsh Warrior" Jones!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 53 is brawling. (inside)
The Welsh Warrior comes out fighting.
+Dorkdom 53 wallops The Welsh Warrior with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+The Welsh Warrior hits Dorkdom 53 with a wild sweeping right to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 53 tosses a barrage of blows to the mouth. The Welsh Warrior laughs!
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-Dorkdom 53 tries to land a series of left shots to the mouth, but The Welsh Warrior leaps aside.
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+Dorkdom 53 hits with a volley of mean punches to the temple. The Welsh Warrior sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkdom 53 lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and The Welsh Warrior's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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The Welsh Warrior struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 53 stuns The Welsh Warrior with a pair of punches to the chin. The Welsh Warrior doesn't notice.
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+Dorkdom 53 grazes The Welsh Warrior with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. The Welsh Warrior retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkdom 53 charges with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+The Welsh Warrior hits with a roundhouse to the jaw. Dorkdom 53 shakes his head to clear it.
+The Welsh Warrior wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs!
+Dorkdom 53 hits The Welsh Warrior with a uppercut to the face.
Dorkdom 53 lands a brutal left punch in the nose and The Welsh Warrior is flattened!!
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The Welsh Warrior struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 53 belts The Welsh Warrior with a series of painful blows to the eye. The Welsh Warrior laughs!
Dorkdom 53 lands a slow motion right uppercut and The Welsh Warrior bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 53 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 53 doesn't even want to rest!
The Welsh Warrior remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duke of Dorkdom 53 wins by a knockout!
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