Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827737.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Duke of Dorkdom 9 defeated Ken "King" Burns 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, August 17, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 9!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Ken "King" Burns 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 9 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom 9 throws King with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkdom 9 fires a barrage of shots to the jaw!
Dorkdom 9 lands a slow motion right haymaker and King hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 9 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 9 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
King is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Duke of Dorkdom 9 wins by a knockout!
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