Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827728.htm on local disk...(Super-Lightweight) Duke of Dorkdom 14 defeated Bang Bang Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Thursday, August 18, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 14!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Bang Bang Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 14 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of nice combinations to the eye.
Coffeeguzzler lands a thundering haymaker and Dorkdom 14 is flattened!!
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Dorkdom 14 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Dorkdom 14 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkdom 14 lashes out with a series of stinging combinations to the temple!!
+Dorkdom 14 suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw.
Dorkdom 14 lands a slow motion haymaker and Coffeeguzzler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of commanding combinations to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of right punches to the face, but Dorkdom 14 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom 14 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom 14 clocks Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the face. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkdom 14 jars Coffeeguzzler with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Dorkdom 14 with a flurry of combinations to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Dorkdom 14 with a flurry of hard combinations to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler lands a crashing punch in the nose and Dorkdom 14 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkdom 14 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 14 lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Dorkdom 14 rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of combinations to the nose. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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+Dorkdom 14 tosses a light jab to the eye!
+Dorkdom 14 hurts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of combinations to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler hits Dorkdom 14 with a series of stiff combinations to the jaw. Dorkdom 14 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 14 slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of light combinations to the eye. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkdom 14 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Coffeeguzzler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 14 jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud combinations to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkdom 14 lands a blood spattering haymaker and Coffeeguzzler is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 14 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 14 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.
Duke of Dorkdom 14 wins by a knockout!
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