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(Welterweight) Brian Laudrup defeated Duke of Dorkdom 23 by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Thursday, August 18, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 23!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Brian Laudrup!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 23 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Laudrup lands a strong straight right to the chin. Dorkdom 23 gets mad!
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+Laudrup hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth!!
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-Dorkdom 23 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Laudrup narrowly avoids it
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+Laudrup pounds Dorkdom 23 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Laudrup hits with a volley of punches to the eye. Dorkdom 23 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkdom 23 lunges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Laudrup backs out of it.
Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laudrup fires a series of shots to the nose.
+Laudrup throws a stinging uppercut to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom 23 shakes Laudrup with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Laudrup rocks Dorkdom 23 with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkdom 23 attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but Laudrup quickly backs away.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 15 of 30 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 30 of 31 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 23 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Laudrup doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 23 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 23 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Laudrup suprises Dorkdom 23 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 23 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Laudrup takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Dorkdom 23 tries to land a volley of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup hits with a pair of shots to the face.
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-Dorkdom 23 tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but Laudrup beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom 23 hits with a nice cross to the chest.
+Laudrup pokes Dorkdom 23 with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 23 annoys Laudrup with a nasty straight right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 12 of 34 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 31 of 33 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 23 doesn't even want to rest!

Laudrup doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 23 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Laudrup shakes Dorkdom 23 with a series of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Dorkdom 23 attacks with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laudrup pummels Dorkdom 23 with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Dorkdom 23 attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Laudrup covers himself well.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laudrup jolts Dorkdom 23 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 23 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 23 strikes with a flurry of heavy shots to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 23 shakes Laudrup with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 23 wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the chest! Laudrup asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Laudrup hits with a series of nasty punches to the face.
+Laudrup hits with a pair of furious punches to the ribs!!
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-Dorkdom 23 throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 13 of 32 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 29 of 31 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 23 doesn't even want to rest!

Laudrup remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 23 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 23 shakes Laudrup with a volley of punches to the stomach. Laudrup doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkdom 23 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 23 attacks with a pair of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Laudrup slams Dorkdom 23 with a series of punches to the eye!!
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-Dorkdom 23 attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Laudrup backs out of it.
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-Dorkdom 23 attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Laudrup stays away from it.
+Dorkdom 23 connects with a volley of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Laudrup takes charge with a light right to the chest.
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+Laudrup lands a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
+Laudrup tosses a stinging straight right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 11 of 31 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 31 of 36 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom 23 doesn't even want to rest!

Laudrup grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 23 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Laudrup pops Dorkdom 23 with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw!!
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 23 attempts a right left to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom 23 whacks Laudrup with a barrage of heavy shots to the stomach.
+Laudrup backs up Dorkdom 23 with a jab to the head.
-Dorkdom 23 launches a left uppercut to the ribs, but Laudrup steps aside.
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+Laudrup attacks with a series of nasty punches to the head!
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-Dorkdom 23 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Laudrup quickly backs away.
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+Laudrup fires a volley of wild shots to the temple.
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+Laudrup slams Dorkdom 23 with a wild sweeping right to the temple!
+Laudrup throws a series of commanding punches to the head.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 23 takes charge with a stiff cross to the chest. Laudrup hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 12 of 32 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 32 of 32 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom 23 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laudrup grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 23 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 23 takes charge with a pair of light shots to the stomach.
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+Laudrup tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Dorkdom 23 launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Laudrup ties him up.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laudrup punches Dorkdom 23 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 23 lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom 23 nails Laudrup with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Laudrup strikes with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 23 throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Laudrup ducks just in time.
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+Laudrup hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
+Laudrup belts Dorkdom 23 with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 23 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 14 of 34 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 30 of 30 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkdom 23 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laudrup is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 23 is brawling. (inside)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 23 hammers Laudrup with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Laudrup stuns Dorkdom 23 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Laudrup jolts Dorkdom 23 with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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-Dorkdom 23 probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dorkdom 23 lunges with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Laudrup takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkdom 23 hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Laudrup lashes out with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkdom 23 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkdom 23 tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Laudrup leaps aside.
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+Dorkdom 23 hammers Laudrup with a flurry of blows to the ribs!! Laudrup is hurt!
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+Laudrup smacks Dorkdom 23 with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
+Laudrup annoys Dorkdom 23 with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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+Laudrup tattoos Dorkdom 23 with a pair of light punches to the chin. Dorkdom 23 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 14 of 30 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 32 of 32 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkdom 23 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laudrup is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 23 is brawling. (inside)
Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Laudrup hits with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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+Laudrup lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!!
+Dorkdom 23 tags Laudrup with a series of quick shots to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 23 probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Laudrup catches Dorkdom 23 with a series of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkdom 23 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkdom 23 pounds Laudrup with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus!! Laudrup sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkdom 23 fires a left hook to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom 23 tries a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Laudrup beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 23 probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Laudrup backs out of it.
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-Dorkdom 23 paws a sweeping right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkdom 23 throws a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Laudrup punches Dorkdom 23 with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Laudrup attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 20 of 50 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 24 of 26 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 23 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 79-73


Dorkdom 23 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laudrup looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 23 is brawling. (inside)
Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 23 tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Laudrup tosses a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 23 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 23 lunges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 23 lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Laudrup stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom 23 probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but Laudrup covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom 23 tries to land a left right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom 23 hammers Laudrup with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 23 hits Laudrup with a pair of shots to the ribs. Laudrup hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkdom 23 charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Laudrup deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 17 of 47 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 6 of 7 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 23 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 88-83


Dorkdom 23 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laudrup looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 23 is brawling. (inside)
Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 23 tosses a volley of stiff blows to the chest. Laudrup covers up.
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+Dorkdom 23 nails Laudrup with a series of blows to the ribs!
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-Dorkdom 23 fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Laudrup wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 23 throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Laudrup leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom 23 fires a volley of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom 23 hits with a pair of nice shots to the chest!!
-Dorkdom 23 tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 23 launches a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Laudrup ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 17 of 44 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 23 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkdom 23 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laudrup is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Dorkdom 23 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 23 fires a flurry of left blows to the face, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom 23 hurts Laudrup with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkdom 23 probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Laudrup steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkdom 23 probes with a punch to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom 23 punches Laudrup with a pair of quick uppercuts to the face!
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+Dorkdom 23 backs up Laudrup with a flurry of powerful punches to the face!
Dorkdom 23 lands a quick smash to the jaw and Laudrup bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Laudrup struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 23 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Laudrup escapes.
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+Laudrup tags Dorkdom 23 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Laudrup attacks with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 23 hits Laudrup with a vicious straight right to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Dorkdom 23 charges with a pair of left blows to the head, but Laudrup steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 11 of 41 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 7 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 23 won the round 10-8

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 105-103


Dorkdom 23 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laudrup is slowing down. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 12

Dorkdom 23 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 23 stuns Laudrup with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkdom 23 tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Laudrup steps aside.
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-Dorkdom 23 attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Laudrup hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom 23 punches Laudrup with a barrage of loud uppercuts to the head.
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+Dorkdom 23 whacks Laudrup with a pair of hard hooks to the temple.
-Dorkdom 23 attacks with a left to the temple, but Laudrup blocks.
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+Laudrup whacks Dorkdom 23 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 23 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkdom 23 lashes out with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Laudrup stays away from it.
-Dorkdom 23 attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Laudrup takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 23 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Brian Laudrup landed 6 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 23 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 114-113


Dorkdom 23 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laudrup is slowing down. He has a broken tooth.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 2: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 3: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 4: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 5: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 6: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 7: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-8
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9

Total Score: Brian Laudrup 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 2: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 3: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 4: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 5: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 6: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 7: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-8
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9

Total Score: Brian Laudrup 114-113


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 2: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 3: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 4: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 5: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 6: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 7: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-8
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 23 10-9

Total Score: Brian Laudrup 114-113

Brian Laudrup wins by decision!