Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827684.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Duke of Dorkdom 30 defeated Jose Aldo by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Thursday, August 18, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 30!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Jose Aldo!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Jose thumps Dorkdom 30 with a pair of combinations to the temple. Dorkdom 30 ignores it.
+Jose throws a flurry of hard blows to the temple.
+Dorkdom 30 pounds Jose with a off balance roundhouse to the jaw. Jose hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Jose wakes up the fans with a volley of mean combinations to the head. Dorkdom 30 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkdom 30 probes with a right straight right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jose pummels Dorkdom 30 with a flurry of stiff combinations to the nose.
Jose lands a ferocious left uppercut and Dorkdom 30 is flattened!!
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Dorkdom 30 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires a volley of glancing shots to the nose. Jose seems wobbly!
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-Jose probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Dorkdom 30 takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkdom 30 tags Jose with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 30 lands a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Jose laughs!
Dorkdom 30 lands a quick left hook and Jose is knocked down!!
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Jose struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 30 drills Jose with a barrage of painful punches to the nose!! Jose gets mad!
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-Jose probes with a flurry of combinations to the face, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 30 hurts Jose with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the head.
+Dorkdom 30 lashes out with a pair of shots to the head.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires Jose with an elbow! This is terrible!
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+Jose hits with Dorkdom 30 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkdom 30 throws a stinging uppercut to the mouth. Jose seems wobbly!
+Jose stuns Dorkdom 30 with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom 30 wallops Jose with a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
Dorkdom 30 lands a cruel right cross to the jaw and Jose bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Jose struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jose slams Dorkdom 30 with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
Jose lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Dorkdom 30 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkdom 30 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires a flurry of shots to the face.
Dorkdom 30 lands a terrific right blow to the head and Jose is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 30 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 30 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Jose remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
Duke of Dorkdom 30 wins by a knockout!
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