Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827635.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 67 defeated C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Friday, August 12, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 67!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 67 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Middle Dancer attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 67 retreats to the far corner.
+The Middle Dancer annoys Dorkdom 67 with a mean cross to the face.
-Dorkdom 67 attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 67 attempts a series of right shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Middle Dancer smashes Dorkdom 67 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+The Middle Dancer hammers Dorkdom 67 with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom 67 tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+The Middle Dancer pummels Dorkdom 67 with a strong left to the mouth. Dorkdom 67 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 67 hits with a series of stiff shots to the chin. The Middle Dancer quickly recovers.
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+The Middle Dancer lands a volley of punches to the head!!
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+Dorkdom 67 lands a left to the face.
+Dorkdom 67 attacks with a barrage of uppercuts to the chin.
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+The Middle Dancer suprises Dorkdom 67 with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
-Dorkdom 67 fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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+The Middle Dancer grazes Dorkdom 67 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 67 shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Middle Dancer punches Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 67 quickly recovers.
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+The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
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+Dorkdom 67 tags The Middle Dancer with a hard left to the face!
+Dorkdom 67 nails The Middle Dancer with a pair of light hooks to the chin. The Middle Dancer is hurt!
Dorkdom 67 lands a sudden left smash to the jaw and The Middle Dancer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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SIX
The Middle Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 67 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+The Middle Dancer lands a pair of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 67 backpedals to his own corner.
+The Middle Dancer hits Dorkdom 67 with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 67 probes with a punch to the face, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 67 landed 18 of 49 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 74 of 76 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 67 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 67 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkdom 67 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 67 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+The Middle Dancer throws a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+The Middle Dancer fires a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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+The Middle Dancer backs up Dorkdom 67 with a mean right to the eye.
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+The Middle Dancer hits Dorkdom 67 with a jab to the chest. Dorkdom 67 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 67 connects with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Dorkdom 67 lunges with a pair of crosses to the eye, but misses.
+The Middle Dancer wakes up the fans with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+The Middle Dancer jolts Dorkdom 67 with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkdom 67 attacks with a pair of left crosses to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 67 throws a roundhouse to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom 67 tries to land a jab to the mouth, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
+Dorkdom 67 hits The Middle Dancer with a pair of nice roundhouses to the mouth.
+The Middle Dancer pummels Dorkdom 67 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+The Middle Dancer fires a strong sweeping right to the eye.
-Dorkdom 67 probes with a flurry of right hooks to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+The Middle Dancer attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth. Dorkdom 67 covers up.
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+Dorkdom 67 wallops The Middle Dancer with a series of shots to the face.
+The Middle Dancer pounds Dorkdom 67 with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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+The Middle Dancer attacks with a right to the solar plexus!
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+The Middle Dancer drills Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of powerful shots to the head!
+Dorkdom 67 pops The Middle Dancer with a series of nice blows to the nose. The Middle Dancer shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkdom 67 lands a resounding haymaker and The Middle Dancer falls to the canvas!!
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FOUR
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SIX
The Middle Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Middle Dancer attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
+The Middle Dancer throws a off balance left to the temple. Dorkdom 67 quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 67 landed 18 of 46 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 68 of 68 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 67 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 67 is winning the fight 20-16
Dorkdom 67 doesn't even want to rest!
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 67 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkdom 67 lashes out with a pair of shots to the chin, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dorkdom 67 attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer hammers Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+The Middle Dancer lands a series of punches to the eye.
+The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of furious shots to the ribs!!
+Dorkdom 67 drills The Middle Dancer with a volley of wild shots to the face.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a flurry of vicious hooks to the temple.
+The Middle Dancer annoys Dorkdom 67 with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 67 doesn't notice.
+The Middle Dancer takes charge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Middle Dancer fires a series of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 67 covers up.
+The Middle Dancer solidly lands a left to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 67 whacks The Middle Dancer with a series of furious uppercuts to the head.
+Dorkdom 67 shakes The Middle Dancer with a pair of crosses to the jaw. The Middle Dancer retreats to the far corner.
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+The Middle Dancer fires a wild jab to the head. Dorkdom 67 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Middle Dancer hits Dorkdom 67 with a series of nasty punches to the chin!
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+The Middle Dancer lands a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+The Middle Dancer hits Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 67 attacks with a pair of hooks to the face, but he's too slow.
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+The Middle Dancer fires a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 67 doesn't notice.
+Dorkdom 67 pummels The Middle Dancer with a volley of wild blows to the chin.
Dorkdom 67 lands a terrific uppercut and The Middle Dancer falls senseless!!
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FIVE
The Middle Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 67 jolts The Middle Dancer with a quick uppercut to the head. The Middle Dancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Middle Dancer hits with a series of strong punches to the face.
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+The Middle Dancer strikes with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw!
-Dorkdom 67 attempts a series of right hooks to the mouth, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkdom 67 throws a flurry of roundhouses to the temple, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 67 landed 20 of 50 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 75 of 75 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 67 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 67 is winning the fight 30-24
Dorkdom 67 doesn't even want to rest!
The Middle Dancer is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 67 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Middle Dancer hits with a glancing sweeping right to the temple.
+Dorkdom 67 annoys The Middle Dancer with a barrage of wild crosses to the temple!!
Dorkdom 67 lands a vicious punch in the nose and The Middle Dancer collapses!!
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EIGHT
The Middle Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 67 charges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
+The Middle Dancer hits Dorkdom 67 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+The Middle Dancer solidly lands a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
+The Middle Dancer jolts Dorkdom 67 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of roundhouses to the eye. Dorkdom 67 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkdom 67 probes with a volley of left blows to the chin, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom 67 tosses a barrage of shots to the face.
+The Middle Dancer solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
+The Middle Dancer rocks Dorkdom 67 with a series of solid punches to the face.
+The Middle Dancer clocks Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth!!
+The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+The Middle Dancer annoys Dorkdom 67 with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom 67 hits with a series of furious uppercuts to the nose.
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+The Middle Dancer scores with a volley of vicious crosses to the solar plexus.
+The Middle Dancer stuns Dorkdom 67 with a jab to the nose. Dorkdom 67 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkdom 67 tries a series of left roundhouses to the mouth, but only hits air.
+The Middle Dancer attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 67 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkdom 67 probes with a pair of right blows to the chin, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
+The Middle Dancer annoys Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 67 attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+The Middle Dancer connects with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 67 fires a mean shot to the eye.
Dorkdom 67 lands a resounding right hook and The Middle Dancer drops like a stone!!
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THREE
FOUR
FIVE
The Middle Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Middle Dancer hits Dorkdom 67 with a powerful jab to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 67 hammers The Middle Dancer with a pair of blows to the nose.
+The Middle Dancer hammers Dorkdom 67 with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw! Dorkdom 67 shakes his head to clear it.
+The Middle Dancer pokes Dorkdom 67 with a volley of punches to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 67 landed 20 of 45 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 74 of 81 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 67 won the round 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 67 is winning the fight 40-31
Dorkdom 67 doesn't even want to rest!
The Middle Dancer is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 67 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom 67 tags The Middle Dancer with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. The Middle Dancer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkdom 67 lands a mighty left hook and The Middle Dancer goes down!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 67 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 67 doesn't even want to rest!
The Middle Dancer collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-8
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 67 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 67 wins by a knockout!
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