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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827551.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Duke of Dorkdom 7 defeated Do the Math by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 7!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Do the Math!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Do The Math smashes Dorkdom 7 with a flurry of mean shots to the mouth. Dorkdom 7 doesn't notice.
-Dorkdom 7 probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Do The Math ducks just in time.
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-Do The Math fires a right to the eye, but Dorkdom 7 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom 7 hits with a series of quick blows to the mouth!
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+Dorkdom 7 tosses a series of loud blows to the temple! Do The Math shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkdom 7 attacks with a right uppercut to the mouth, but misses.
+Dorkdom 7 smashes Do The Math with a flurry of punches to the face. Do The Math retreats to the far corner.
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-Do The Math paws a series of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
+Do The Math shakes Dorkdom 7 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Do The Math fires a light left to the chin.
+Do The Math rocks Dorkdom 7 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math hits Dorkdom 7 with a nasty cross to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 7 clocks Do The Math with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Do The Math sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkdom 7 lands a crashing right blow to the temple and Do The Math hurtles to the canvas!!
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Do The Math struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 7 wallops Do The Math with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
+Do The Math lands a series of glancing shots to the jaw.
Do The Math lands a lightning punch in the nose and Dorkdom 7 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkdom 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 7 annoys Do The Math with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Do the Math landed 16 of 24 punches.
Do the Math won the round 10-9
Do the Math is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom 7 doesn't even want to rest!
Do The Math doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Do The Math charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom 7 steps aside.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 7 jolts Do The Math with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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-Do The Math attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Do The Math tosses a flurry of commanding shots to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 7 fires a stinging jab to the chest. Do The Math laughs!
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 7 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Do The Math takes it in the forearms.
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+Do The Math hits with a volley of punches to the eye. Dorkdom 7 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Do the Math is winning the fight 20-19
Dorkdom 7 doesn't even want to rest!
Do The Math remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Do The Math fires a stinging straight right to the chin. Dorkdom 7 doesn't notice.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 7 fires a pair of shots to the chest. Do The Math retreats to the far corner.
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-Do The Math probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Dorkdom 7 ducks.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Do The Math hits with a volley of blows to the temple!
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 7 pummels Do The Math with a vicious straight right to the stomach.
-Do The Math launches a flurry of blows to the face, but Dorkdom 7 steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 24 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkdom 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Do The Math remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom 7 strikes with a pair of heavy shots to the chest.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math solidly lands a flurry of painful blows to the mouth!
-Do The Math lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but Dorkdom 7 leaps aside.
-Do The Math tries a barrage of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Dorkdom 7 attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom 7 throws a series of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 12 of 22 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 is winning the fight 39-38
Dorkdom 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom 7 tosses a barrage of stinging shots to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 7 fires a barrage of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math fires a light roundhouse to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 7 suprises Do The Math with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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+Do The Math tosses a series of furious blows to the face.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Do The Math paws a series of blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 14 of 24 punches, and Do the Math landed 11 of 24 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 is winning the fight 49-47
Dorkdom 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 6
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Do The Math throws a left roundhouse to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkdom 7 pummels Do The Math with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 7 probes with a left hook to the face, but falls short.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Do The Math fires a flurry of blows to the eye, but Dorkdom 7 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 7 throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Do The Math narrowly avoids it
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+Do The Math suprises Dorkdom 7 with a volley of stinging blows to the head. Dorkdom 7 covers up.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dorkdom 7 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom 7 pounds Do The Math with a series of punches to the chin!
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Do the Math landed 9 of 21 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 is winning the fight 59-56
Dorkdom 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Do The Math tags Dorkdom 7 with a quick hook to the jaw.
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-Do The Math lashes out with a hook to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Do The Math charges with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Dorkdom 7 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom 7 pops Do The Math with a pair of stinging shots to the face.
+Dorkdom 7 slams Do The Math with a volley of quick blows to the chest! Do The Math gets mad!
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+Dorkdom 7 wallops Do The Math with a flurry of commanding punches to the head!!
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 18 of 22 punches, and Do the Math landed 6 of 22 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 is winning the fight 69-65
Dorkdom 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 8
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom 7 scores with a barrage of shots to the ribs!
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Do The Math lashes out with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math hits with a series of hard shots to the head.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 7 lands a barrage of nice blows to the face.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math attempts a volley of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Do The Math fires a right uppercut to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Do The Math attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 17 of 23 punches, and Do the Math landed 5 of 24 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 is winning the fight 79-74
Dorkdom 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 9
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Do The Math probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but Dorkdom 7 stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 7 fires a barrage of furious shots to the chest.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math fires a flurry of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 7 smacks Do The Math with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 7 tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 7 attacks with a volley of quick blows to the stomach.
-Do The Math attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Dorkdom 7 blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 7 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Do the Math landed 5 of 26 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 7 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 is winning the fight 89-83
Dorkdom 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 10
Dorkdom 7 comes out fighting.
Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Do The Math slams Dorkdom 7 with a left to the nose. Dorkdom 7 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkdom 7 lands a furious straight right to the face!!
Dorkdom 7 lands a beautiful blow to the head and Do The Math hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 7 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Do The Math receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Do the Math 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Do the Math 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Do the Math 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 7 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 7 wins by a knockout!
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