Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827550.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Duke of Dorkdom 6 defeated Erwin Noordhuis by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 6!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Erwin Noordhuis!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 6 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Noordhuis covers up.
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+Dorkdom 6 fires a pair of crosses to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 6 paws a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 6 launches a series of right blows to the eye, but Noordhuis ducks just in time.
+Noordhuis punches Dorkdom 6 with a series of punches to the nose.
-Dorkdom 6 probes with a pair of right crosses to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 6 probes with a barrage of crosses to the face, but Noordhuis blocks.
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+Dorkdom 6 scores with a pair of furious blows to the jaw.
Dorkdom 6 lands a quick right blow to the temple and Noordhuis hurtles to the canvas!!
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Noordhuis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noordhuis scores with a flurry of solid crosses to the head. Dorkdom 6 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkdom 6 lunges with a volley of roundhouses to the temple, but Noordhuis deftly avoits it.
+Dorkdom 6 hits with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 6 lands a straight right to the mouth. Noordhuis beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkdom 6 lands a crashing right punch in the nose and Noordhuis goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 6 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 6 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Noordhuis doesn't even want to rest!
Duke of Dorkdom 6 wins by a knockout!
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