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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827549.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Duke of Dorkdom 2 defeated Hans Glock by unanimous decision: 120-106, 120-106, 120-106.Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Hans Glock!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
-Glock probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
-Glock throws a right straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
-Dorkdom 2 paws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Glock hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom 2 wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice blows to the stomach!
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+Glock stuns Dorkdom 2 with a pair of wild shots to the temple!!
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+Glock scores with Dorkdom 2 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkdom 2 pokes Glock with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
+Glock throws a pair of furious blows to the head.
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-Glock attacks with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Dorkdom 2 wallops Glock with a volley of solid blows to the ribs! Glock backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Hans Glock landed 11 of 31 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Glock doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
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-Glock tries to land a left left to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Glock paws a series of left shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Glock fires a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Dorkdom 2 quickly backs away.
-Glock paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dorkdom 2 escapes.
+Glock hits Dorkdom 2 with a pair of stiff shots to the head.
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+Dorkdom 2 smashes Glock with a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
+Glock slams Dorkdom 2 with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Glock throws a flurry of left blows to the head, but Dorkdom 2 backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom 2 fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom 2 clocks Glock with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 2 probes with a jab to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Hans Glock landed 10 of 32 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Glock remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
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-Dorkdom 2 fires a left cross to the stomach, but Glock stays away from it.
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-Glock probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkdom 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 2 paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Glock ducks just in time.
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-Glock tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom 2 shakes Glock with a barrage of blows to the chest. Glock shakes his head to clear it.
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-Glock attacks with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 2 covers himself well.
-Glock tries to land a right sweeping right to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom 2 hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Glock hits with a vicious hook to the ribs.
+Glock hits with a jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 14 of 22 punches, and Hans Glock landed 10 of 33 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkdom 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Glock remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
+Dorkdom 2 solidly lands a volley of nasty shots to the eye!!
-Dorkdom 2 lunges with a roundhouse to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom 2 pounds Glock with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth.
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-Glock paws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Glock attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Glock attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Glock launches a pair of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Glock tattoos Dorkdom 2 with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkdom 2 lashes out with a nice roundhouse to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Hans Glock landed 9 of 34 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkdom 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Glock grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
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+Dorkdom 2 slams Glock with a volley of shots to the chin.
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-Glock probes with a cross to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dorkdom 2 attempts a pair of right shots to the nose, but Glock quickly backs away.
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-Glock attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dorkdom 2 blocks.
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-Glock throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dorkdom 2 lashes out with a volley of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Glock connects with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Glock catches Dorkdom 2 with a flurry of nice shots to the stomach!
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-Glock attempts a cross to the ribs, but Dorkdom 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Glock lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkdom 2 tattoos Glock with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 2 lands a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Hans Glock landed 12 of 39 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkdom 2 is obviously tired.
Glock is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
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-Glock attempts a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkdom 2 quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom 2 thumps Glock with a painful uppercut to the head. Glock ignores it.
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-Glock tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Glock throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Glock lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Glock wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 2 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkdom 2 hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Glock throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Glock attacks with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Glock tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside.
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+Glock hammers Dorkdom 2 with a roundhouse to the chest.
-Dorkdom 2 lunges with a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 2 wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Hans Glock landed 11 of 42 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkdom 2 is obviously tired.
Glock is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
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+Dorkdom 2 lashes out with a commanding left to the head. Glock seems wobbly!
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-Dorkdom 2 probes with a cross to the temple, but misses completely.
-Glock throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 2 lands a series of blows to the head.
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+Dorkdom 2 lands a series of mean blows to the temple. Glock backpedals to his own corner.
-Glock probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside and laughs.
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+Glock hits with a volley of punches to the chest!!
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-Glock paws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 2 narrowly avoids it
-Glock attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Glock throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Dorkdom 2 covers himself well.
+Glock fires a glancing right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Hans Glock landed 11 of 40 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkdom 2 is slowing down.
Glock is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock comes out fighting.
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+Glock hits with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Glock probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Dorkdom 2 narrowly avoids it
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-Glock probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dorkdom 2 lands a jab to the eye.
-Glock attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside and laughs.
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-Glock lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside and laughs.
+Glock drills Dorkdom 2 with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 2 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkdom 2 tosses a nice cross to the head. Glock hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 2 attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Glock paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Glock lunges with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom 2 pummels Glock with a barrage of mean blows to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Hans Glock landed 11 of 38 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkdom 2 is slowing down.
Glock is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock fights inside. (inside)
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+Dorkdom 2 strikes with a pair of wild punches to the chin. Glock hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkdom 2 takes charge with a roundhouse to the head.
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-Glock lunges with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Dorkdom 2 stays away from it.
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-Glock throws a series of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Glock tries a right hook to the head, but Dorkdom 2 ducks.
-Dorkdom 2 fires a pair of shots to the nose, but Glock stays away from it.
+Glock takes charge with a heavy hook to the face!
-Glock lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Dorkdom 2 stays away from it.
-Glock fires a volley of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 2 paws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Glock blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Hans Glock landed 7 of 32 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 90-81
Dorkdom 2 is slowing down.
Glock is slowing down.
ROUND 10
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock fights inside. (inside)
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-Dorkdom 2 attempts a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Glock narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom 2 hurts Glock with a off balance left to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 2 jolts Glock with a barrage of shots to the head.
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-Glock lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside and laughs.
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+Glock smashes Dorkdom 2 with a series of shots to the nose. Dorkdom 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 2 launches a flurry of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Glock charges with a uppercut to the face, but Dorkdom 2 narrowly avoids it
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-Glock paws a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Glock launches a volley of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 2 hits Glock with a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Glock charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 17 of 30 punches, and Hans Glock landed 8 of 32 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 100-90
Dorkdom 2 is slowing down.
Glock looks exhausted.
ROUND 11
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock fights inside. (inside)
-Glock attempts a flurry of right shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Glock tries to land a left right to the temple, but Dorkdom 2 narrowly avoids it
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-Glock lunges with a right hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 2 punches Glock with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Glock whacks Dorkdom 2 with a series of solid punches to the eye. Dorkdom 2 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkdom 2 probes with a left jab to the temple, but Glock steps aside and laughs.
-Glock lunges with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom 2 hits with a series of shots to the face. Glock shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkdom 2 probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Glock ducks.
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-Dorkdom 2 probes with a flurry of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 17 of 32 punches, and Hans Glock landed 7 of 32 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 110-99
Dorkdom 2 is slowing down.
Glock looks exhausted.
ROUND 12
Dorkdom 2 comes out fighting.
Glock is brawling. (inside)
+Dorkdom 2 jolts Glock with a pair of off balance shots to the jaw!! Glock doesn't notice.
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+Glock tags Dorkdom 2 with a loud roundhouse to the eye.
+Dorkdom 2 fires a flurry of nice shots to the face.
+Dorkdom 2 lands a flurry of solid punches to the eye. Glock sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkdom 2 suprises Glock with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
-Glock launches a flurry of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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+Dorkdom 2 grazes Glock with a hard straight right to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 2 paws a series of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom 2 hits with a flurry of blows to the head.
Dorkdom 2 lands a tremendous left cross to the jaw and Glock's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Glock struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 2 throws a volley of vicious blows to the face. Glock grimaces in pain.
Dorkdom 2 lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Glock lands flat on his back!!
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Glock struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Glock attempts a pair of right shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Glock throws a volley of shots to the face, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside.
-Glock probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Dorkdom 2 steps aside.
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+Glock suprises Dorkdom 2 with a pair of mean punches to the face. Dorkdom 2 grimaces in pain.
+Glock annoys Dorkdom 2 with a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Dorkdom 2 doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 2 landed 23 of 33 punches, and Hans Glock landed 7 of 34 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 2 won the round 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 2 is winning the fight 120-106
Dorkdom 2 looks exhausted.
Glock collapses limply onto his stool. He has a fractured nose.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-7
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 2 120-106
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-7
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 2 120-106
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 2 10-7
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 2 120-106
Duke of Dorkdom 2 wins by decision!
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