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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827516.htm on local disk...(Super-Flyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 180 defeated Corydoras "peppered" Paleantus by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 180!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 89 pounds (40 kilograms) is Corydoras "peppered" Paleantus!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 180 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Peppered is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom 180 tags Peppered with a flurry of blows to the nose. Peppered ignores it.
Dorkdom 180 lands a brutal left hook and Peppered's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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SEVEN
Peppered struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 180 tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but Peppered blocks.
+Peppered annoys Dorkdom 180 with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
+Peppered tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 180 attempts a right roundhouse to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Dorkdom 180 throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Peppered blocks.
+Peppered backs up Dorkdom 180 with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
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+Peppered shakes Dorkdom 180 with a mean roundhouse to the temple.
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+Peppered annoys Dorkdom 180 with a volley of painful crosses to the stomach.
+Peppered wallops Dorkdom 180 with a sweeping right to the jaw!! Dorkdom 180 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Peppered scores with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Peppered staggers Dorkdom 180 with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
+Peppered takes charge with a series of quick punches to the nose.
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+Peppered smashes Dorkdom 180 with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Peppered pummels Dorkdom 180 with a series of solid punches to the face!!
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-Dorkdom 180 charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Peppered hits Dorkdom 180 with a stiff roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 180 jolts Peppered with a pair of mean shots to the head.
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-Dorkdom 180 throws a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Peppered ties him up.
+Peppered hammers Dorkdom 180 with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Peppered hits Dorkdom 180 with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
-Dorkdom 180 throws a left blow to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 180 lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose. Peppered sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Peppered solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the head.
+Peppered drills Dorkdom 180 with a volley of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Peppered takes charge with a barrage of heavy uppercuts to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 180 landed 15 of 46 punches, and Corydoras "peppered" Paleantus landed 70 of 70 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 180 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 180 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkdom 180 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Peppered doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 180 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Peppered is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkdom 180 throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkdom 180 attacks with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Peppered deftly avoits it.
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+Peppered wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Peppered wallops Dorkdom 180 with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
-Dorkdom 180 charges with a series of punches to the chin, but Peppered covers himself well.
-Dorkdom 180 launches a volley of right hooks to the mouth, but Peppered steps aside.
+Peppered tosses a left to the stomach. Dorkdom 180 grimaces in pain.
+Peppered tosses a wild jab to the chest!!
+Peppered pummels Dorkdom 180 with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
+Peppered staggers Dorkdom 180 with a right to the stomach.
+Peppered annoys Dorkdom 180 with a series of painful punches to the nose!
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+Peppered wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 180 falls against the ropes!
+Dorkdom 180 drills Peppered with a blow to the eye. Peppered shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkdom 180 lands a decisive hook and Peppered falls senseless!!
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SIX
Peppered struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 180 hammers Peppered with a barrage of blows to the temple.
Dorkdom 180 lands a tremendous blow to the head and Peppered bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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THREE
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FIVE
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SEVEN
EIGHT
Peppered struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Peppered annoys Dorkdom 180 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 180 probes with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Dorkdom 180 fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Peppered covers himself well.
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+Peppered suprises Dorkdom 180 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin. Dorkdom 180 ignores it.
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+Peppered stuns Dorkdom 180 with a pair of punches to the face! Dorkdom 180 gets mad!
+Peppered hits with a pair of punches to the chest!! Dorkdom 180 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkdom 180 clocks Peppered with a barrage of stiff uppercuts to the nose!
-Dorkdom 180 charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom 180 shakes Peppered with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
+Peppered smashes Dorkdom 180 with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Peppered pokes Dorkdom 180 with a stiff cross to the face. Dorkdom 180 covers up.
+Peppered jolts Dorkdom 180 with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Peppered tosses a volley of quick punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 180 landed 16 of 48 punches, and Corydoras "peppered" Paleantus landed 69 of 69 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 180 won the round 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 180 is winning the fight 20-15
Dorkdom 180 doesn't even want to rest!
Peppered grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 180 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Peppered is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Peppered lands a series of punches to the nose! Dorkdom 180 doesn't seem bothered.
+Peppered lands a powerful roundhouse to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 180 probes with a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but Peppered leaps aside.
+Peppered fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Peppered hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 180 probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkdom 180 throws a series of blows to the jaw, but Peppered leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom 180 lashes out with a punch to the jaw, but falls short.
+Peppered nails Dorkdom 180 with a barrage of wild hooks to the stomach! Dorkdom 180 quickly recovers.
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+Peppered pounds Dorkdom 180 with a flurry of loud punches to the temple!
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+Peppered pummels Dorkdom 180 with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 180 tags Peppered with a pair of nasty hooks to the head.
Dorkdom 180 lands a bone crushing haymaker and Peppered falls to the canvas!!
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NINE
Peppered struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Peppered fires a jab to the face.
+Dorkdom 180 jars Peppered with a heavy left to the chin.
Dorkdom 180 lands a crashing hook and Peppered staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Peppered struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 180 lunges with a volley of uppercuts to the nose, but only hits air.
-Dorkdom 180 throws a barrage of crosses to the chin, but Peppered blocks.
+Dorkdom 180 pummels Peppered with a volley of quick roundhouses to the face. Peppered doesn't seem bothered.
+Peppered lands a volley of nice punches to the eye.
+Peppered lands a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 180 belts Peppered with a hard blow to the nose.
+Peppered slams Dorkdom 180 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Peppered slams Dorkdom 180 with a sweeping right to the chin.
+Peppered thumps Dorkdom 180 with a flurry of mean punches to the chin. Dorkdom 180 gets mad!
+Peppered fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Peppered clocks Dorkdom 180 with a series of painful punches to the head!
+Peppered hammers Dorkdom 180 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkdom 180 lunges with a left roundhouse to the eye, but Peppered quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom 180 hammers Peppered with a flurry of stinging shots to the temple. Peppered backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkdom 180 charges with a right to the temple, but Peppered escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 180 landed 19 of 47 punches, and Corydoras "peppered" Paleantus landed 66 of 66 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 180 won the round 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 180 is winning the fight 30-22
Dorkdom 180 doesn't even want to rest!
Peppered is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 180 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Peppered is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Peppered shakes Dorkdom 180 with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 180 jolts Peppered with a nice cross to the eye. Peppered sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Peppered jars Dorkdom 180 with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Dorkdom 180 clocks Peppered with a series of uppercuts to the chin.
+Peppered jolts Dorkdom 180 with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
+Dorkdom 180 tags Peppered with a volley of hooks to the eye.
-Dorkdom 180 probes with a series of blows to the chin, but Peppered narrowly avoids it
-Peppered launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dorkdom 180 ducks just in time.
+Peppered backs up Dorkdom 180 with a volley of hard punches to the head.
-Dorkdom 180 launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Peppered ties him up.
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+Dorkdom 180 jolts Peppered with a painful left to the chin.
Dorkdom 180 lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Peppered staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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SEVEN
EIGHT
Peppered struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Peppered jars Dorkdom 180 with a volley of crosses to the face.
-Peppered lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Dorkdom 180 backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom 180 hits Peppered with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Dorkdom 180 lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Peppered is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 180 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 180 doesn't even want to rest!
Peppered collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-7
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-7
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-7
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 180 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 180 wins by a knockout!
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