Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827509.htm on local disk...(Bantamweight) This Guy Sucks defeated Martin Zhao Germer by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 109 pounds (49 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Martin Zhao Germer!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks attacks with a volley of left uppercuts to the eye, but Germer backs out of it.
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+Germer suprises Sucks with a barrage of off balance shots to the eye.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Germer backs out of it.
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-Sucks paws a series of right blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of hooks to the jaw, but Germer leaps aside.
-Sucks probes with a series of hooks to the solar plexus, but Germer covers himself well.
-Sucks probes with a left blow to the stomach, but Germer covers himself well.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but only hits air.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of right crosses to the nose, but Germer escapes.
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-Sucks throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Germer ties him up.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of blows to the eye, but Germer takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks tries a cross to the nose, but falls short.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but falls short.
-Sucks throws a flurry of uppercuts to the temple, but Germer ducks just in time.
-Sucks launches a right left to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but misses completely.
-Sucks attempts a blow to the head, but Germer blocks.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but Germer covers himself well.
-Sucks attacks with a volley of left roundhouses to the head, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 74 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 10-9
Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks launches a series of roundhouses to the temple, but Germer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Germer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of left roundhouses to the stomach, but Germer steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of left roundhouses to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of right blows to the eye, but Germer deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of right roundhouses to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks throws a series of right blows to the eye, but Germer covers himself well.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of right crosses to the mouth, but Germer takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks attempts a right to the eye, but goes wide.
-Sucks throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks launches a left blow to the eye, but Germer blocks.
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+Germer strikes with a flurry of light punches to the nose!
-Sucks attempts a barrage of right hooks to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attacks with a shot to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 72 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 20-18
Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks lunges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries a right left to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right hooks to the face, but Germer ducks.
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-Sucks launches a volley of hooks to the mouth, but Germer narrowly avoids it
-Sucks launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Germer deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks launches a pair of roundhouses to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sucks throws a series of uppercuts to the nose, but Germer backs out of it.
-Sucks throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks charges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Germer ducks just in time.
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-Sucks fires a series of right roundhouses to the face, but Germer quickly backs away.
-Sucks lashes out with a left left to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but Germer quickly backs away.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks charges with a hook to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Sucks attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but Germer leaps aside.
+Germer wallops Sucks with a series of stiff blows to the nose. Sucks sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 67 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 30-27
Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but Germer leaps aside.
-Sucks throws a series of left crosses to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of hooks to the mouth, but Germer covers himself well.
-Sucks probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the head, but Germer ducks.
-Sucks launches a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of right roundhouses to the chest, but Germer deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Germer ties him up.
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-Sucks lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Germer narrowly avoids it
-Sucks throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but Germer takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of left hooks to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but Germer ducks.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of left crosses to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Sucks throws a volley of right uppercuts to the ribs, but Germer quickly backs away.
-Sucks throws a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks attempts a right punch to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks lunges with a right to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Sucks launches a left shot to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Sucks lashes out with a left to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 69 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 40-36
Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks throws a right right to the face, but Germer leaps aside.
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-Sucks tries a left punch to the solar plexus, but Germer steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks fires a barrage of hooks to the stomach, but Germer steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Germer quickly backs away.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of left uppercuts to the face, but Germer ties him up.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Germer leaps aside.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of hooks to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks attempts a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but only hits air.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Germer leaps aside.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of right shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of right hooks to the nose, but Germer steps aside.
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+Germer pummels Sucks with a series of stinging blows to the chin.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sucks throws a volley of right shots to the nose, but Germer covers himself well.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but is ineffective.
-Sucks probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Sucks launches a series of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 75 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 7 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 50-45
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
-Sucks throws a pair of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Germer ties him up.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of left hooks to the face, but Germer covers himself well.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Germer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Germer ducks just in time.
-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Sucks probes with a blow to the nose, but misses.
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+Germer takes charge with a sweeping right to the chest. Sucks ignores it.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Germer steps aside.
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-Sucks throws a left cross to the mouth, but Germer backs out of it.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Germer stays away from it.
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-Sucks charges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries a pair of shots to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 74 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 60-54
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks tries a pair of blows to the temple, but Germer stays away from it.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
-Sucks attempts a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Germer leaps aside.
-Sucks paws a flurry of blows to the face, but fails to score.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of roundhouses to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Germer narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks lashes out with a left roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but Germer quickly backs away.
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+Germer smacks Sucks with a volley of loud shots to the jaw.
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-Sucks charges with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Germer steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Germer escapes.
-Sucks launches a series of roundhouses to the temple, but Germer escapes.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Germer quickly backs away.
-Sucks attacks with a volley of right crosses to the eye, but Germer takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks paws a pair of blows to the head, but Germer escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 69 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 70-63
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Sucks fires a pair of left roundhouses to the face, but Germer hides behind his gloves.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of shots to the face, but Germer leaps aside.
-Sucks throws a right punch to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Sucks fires a pair of left uppercuts to the eye, but fails to score.
-Sucks lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Germer deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Sucks fires a left to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Germer suprises Sucks with a volley of off balance shots to the head.
-Sucks charges with a left uppercut to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of hooks to the face, but Germer steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of left hooks to the head, but Germer ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 76 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 80-72
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
-Sucks attempts a pair of crosses to the eye, but Germer beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks tries to land a flurry of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries a shot to the chest, but Germer stays away from it.
-Sucks charges with a series of roundhouses to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Sucks lashes out with a left punch to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks throws a series of right hooks to the nose, but Germer narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of uppercuts to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks attempts a flurry of hooks to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Sucks throws a series of punches to the face, but Germer ties him up.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of left roundhouses to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks lunges with a series of hooks to the mouth, but Germer escapes.
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-Sucks throws a series of left uppercuts to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of hooks to the chin, but Germer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Germer hits Sucks with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 71 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 90-81
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of right shots to the nose, but Germer hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks fires a series of right blows to the temple, but Germer ties him up.
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-Sucks paws a volley of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Sucks charges with a left to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks throws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Germer takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of right hooks to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Germer attacks with a barrage of powerful blows to the chin. Sucks sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but Germer leaps aside.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of uppercuts to the chin, but Germer backs out of it.
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-Sucks fires a flurry of left uppercuts to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attempts a left to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Sucks lunges with a sweeping right to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks attacks with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Germer quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 68 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 7 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 100-90
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks launches a pair of shots to the eye, but Germer narrowly avoids it
-Sucks lunges with a left right to the temple, but Germer escapes.
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-Sucks paws a pair of right blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of left crosses to the temple, but falls short.
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-Sucks lunges with a right roundhouse to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks throws a volley of left shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Germer jolts Sucks with a strong uppercut to the ribs.
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-Sucks throws a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but Germer covers himself well.
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-Sucks attempts a left to the temple, but Germer covers himself well.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of crosses to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but Germer takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 72 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 7 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 110-99
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Germer covers up.
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-Sucks launches a series of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Germer punches Sucks with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. Sucks asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Sucks lunges with a volley of crosses to the chin, but Germer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of left roundhouses to the head, but Germer stays away from it.
-Sucks tries to land a uppercut to the mouth, but misses.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Germer steps aside.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of left hooks to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks probes with a left blow to the jaw, but Germer backs out of it.
-Sucks paws a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries a volley of right roundhouses to the nose, but Germer escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 2 of 73 punches, and Martin Zhao Germer landed 6 of 8 punches.
This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9
This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 120-108
Sucks doesn't even want to rest!
Germer doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108
This Guy Sucks wins by decision!
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