Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827495.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Duke of Dorkdom 192 defeated Joey Calzaghe by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 192!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Joey Calzaghe!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Calzaghe connects with a flurry of shots to the nose.
-Dorkdom 192 charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Calzaghe pummels Dorkdom 192 with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 192 falls against the ropes!
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+Calzaghe belts Dorkdom 192 with a flurry of strong roundhouses to the face.
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+Calzaghe hits Dorkdom 192 with a commanding roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 192 probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Calzaghe covers himself well.
+Dorkdom 192 slams Calzaghe with a series of painful uppercuts to the head!
Dorkdom 192 lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Calzaghe is knocked down!!
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Calzaghe struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Calzaghe whacks Dorkdom 192 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Calzaghe smacks Dorkdom 192 with a volley of light punches to the nose. Dorkdom 192 gets mad!
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-Dorkdom 192 attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Calzaghe covers himself well.
+Calzaghe hits Dorkdom 192 with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 192 throws a pair of roundhouses to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkdom 192 tries a pair of right roundhouses to the temple, but Calzaghe ducks.
-Dorkdom 192 probes with a roundhouse to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom 192 fires a pair of commanding crosses to the jaw.
+Calzaghe lands a series of punches to the head!
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-Dorkdom 192 paws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Calzaghe stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 192 solidly lands a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Calzaghe is hurt!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 192 landed 16 of 52 punches, and Joey Calzaghe landed 43 of 43 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 192 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 192 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkdom 192 doesn't even want to rest!
Calzaghe doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Calzaghe stuns Dorkdom 192 with a series of hard punches to the head.
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+Calzaghe connects with a solid jab to the temple.
+Calzaghe rocks Dorkdom 192 with a solid jab to the nose. Dorkdom 192 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a volley of right crosses to the solar plexus, but Calzaghe covers himself well.
-Dorkdom 192 throws a left to the ribs, but Calzaghe takes it in the forearms.
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+Calzaghe fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Calzaghe rocks Dorkdom 192 with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 192 backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkdom 192 attempts a series of right uppercuts to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 192 throws a barrage of off balance uppercuts to the solar plexus.
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+Calzaghe attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw!!
-Dorkdom 192 throws a pair of left hooks to the chest, but Calzaghe takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom 192 lunges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Calzaghe blocks.
+Dorkdom 192 fires a stiff jab to the chest.
+Dorkdom 192 tosses a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 192 landed 16 of 48 punches, and Joey Calzaghe landed 48 of 48 punches.
Joey Calzaghe won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 192 is winning the fight 19-18
Dorkdom 192 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Calzaghe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Calzaghe punches Dorkdom 192 with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Calzaghe lands a pair of heavy punches to the ribs!!
+Calzaghe hits with a pair of hard shots to the nose.
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+Calzaghe solidly lands a volley of uppercuts to the head.
+Dorkdom 192 whacks Calzaghe with a barrage of quick roundhouses to the chest. Calzaghe shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkdom 192 staggers Calzaghe with a pair of light shots to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 192 probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Calzaghe tags Dorkdom 192 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 192 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkdom 192 throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dorkdom 192 paws a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Calzaghe quickly backs away.
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+Calzaghe shakes Dorkdom 192 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 192 lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dorkdom 192 probes with a left to the stomach, but Calzaghe ducks.
-Dorkdom 192 attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dorkdom 192 tries a flurry of hooks to the chest, but Calzaghe backs out of it.
-Dorkdom 192 throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Calzaghe deftly avoits it.
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+Calzaghe throws a flurry of light hooks to the chest.
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+Calzaghe annoys Dorkdom 192 with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 192 landed 15 of 47 punches, and Joey Calzaghe landed 48 of 49 punches.
Joey Calzaghe won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkdom 192 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Calzaghe is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Calzaghe grazes Dorkdom 192 with a series of mean punches to the face.
+Calzaghe lands a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 192 tags Calzaghe with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Calzaghe seems wobbly!
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+Dorkdom 192 pokes Calzaghe with a volley of roundhouses to the stomach!
-Dorkdom 192 tries a flurry of right crosses to the chest, but Calzaghe steps aside and laughs.
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+Calzaghe tags Dorkdom 192 with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 192 tries a series of blows to the chest, but Calzaghe covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom 192 fires a barrage of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a volley of hooks to the solar plexus, but Calzaghe steps aside and laughs.
+Calzaghe catches Dorkdom 192 with a wild roundhouse to the face. Dorkdom 192 covers up.
-Dorkdom 192 charges with a flurry of hooks to the chest, but Calzaghe ducks just in time.
+Calzaghe clocks Dorkdom 192 with a flurry of nice shots to the jaw.
+Calzaghe whacks Dorkdom 192 with a pair of commanding punches to the head. Dorkdom 192 beats a hasty retreat.
+Calzaghe connects with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Calzaghe belts Dorkdom 192 with a series of vicious punches to the head. Dorkdom 192 covers up.
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-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Calzaghe lashes out with a left to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 192 landed 14 of 44 punches, and Joey Calzaghe landed 46 of 47 punches.
Joey Calzaghe won the round 10-9
Joey Calzaghe is winning the fight 38-37
Dorkdom 192 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Calzaghe is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Calzaghe lands a flurry of mean shots to the head.
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+Calzaghe staggers Dorkdom 192 with a pair of hooks to the chin! Dorkdom 192 quickly recovers.
+Calzaghe jars Dorkdom 192 with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye!!
+Calzaghe catches Dorkdom 192 with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom 192 throws a flurry of right roundhouses to the chest, but Calzaghe deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkdom 192 belts Calzaghe with a cross to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 192 tries a barrage of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 192 hits with a pair of hard uppercuts to the solar plexus. Calzaghe falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkdom 192 throws a series of right hooks to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Calzaghe shakes Dorkdom 192 with a pair of strong punches to the face!!
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-Dorkdom 192 throws a uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Calzaghe rocks Dorkdom 192 with a volley of quick shots to the temple!
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-Dorkdom 192 paws a left shot to the ribs, but Calzaghe quickly backs away.
+Calzaghe fires a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 192 grimaces in pain.
+Calzaghe connects with a series of nice punches to the temple. Dorkdom 192 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Calzaghe lands a straight right to the face. Dorkdom 192 ignores it.
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+Calzaghe slams Dorkdom 192 with a wild jab to the mouth. Dorkdom 192 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 192 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Calzaghe strikes with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
-Dorkdom 192 throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Calzaghe beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 192 landed 15 of 41 punches, and Joey Calzaghe landed 49 of 50 punches.
Joey Calzaghe won the round 10-9
Joey Calzaghe is winning the fight 48-46
Dorkdom 192 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Calzaghe collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkdom 192 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Calzaghe ducks just in time.
+Calzaghe tattoos Dorkdom 192 with a pair of heavy crosses to the solar plexus!
+Dorkdom 192 lashes out with a light punch to the ribs.
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+Calzaghe clocks Dorkdom 192 with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Calzaghe smacks Dorkdom 192 with a series of punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 192 ignores it.
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+Calzaghe annoys Dorkdom 192 with a flurry of nice crosses to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 192 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Calzaghe stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom 192 attempts a flurry of right crosses to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a left left to the chest, but Calzaghe ducks.
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+Calzaghe hits with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
-Dorkdom 192 tries to land a series of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Calzaghe ducks.
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+Dorkdom 192 hammers Calzaghe with a series of heavy hooks to the ribs.
-Calzaghe attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom 192 hides behind his gloves.
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+Calzaghe wallops Dorkdom 192 with a series of punches to the nose!!
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+Calzaghe pummels Dorkdom 192 with a barrage of quick crosses to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 192 lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Calzaghe drills Dorkdom 192 with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 192 landed 16 of 43 punches, and Joey Calzaghe landed 40 of 47 punches.
Joey Calzaghe won the round 10-9
Joey Calzaghe is winning the fight 58-55
Dorkdom 192 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Calzaghe receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom 192 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Calzaghe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Calzaghe connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Calzaghe paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom 192 fires a flurry of crosses to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 192 fires a flurry of uppercuts to the chest, but Calzaghe ducks just in time.
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-Dorkdom 192 attacks with a barrage of roundhouses to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Calzaghe throws a left to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Calzaghe rocks Dorkdom 192 with a pair of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 192 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkdom 192 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Calzaghe wallops Dorkdom 192 with a glancing straight right to the face. Dorkdom 192 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Calzaghe tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom 192 fires a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom 192 paws a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom 192 fires a flurry of blows to the chest. Dorkdom 192 smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Calzaghe falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 192 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 192 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Calzaghe can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 192 10-8
Round 2: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 3: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 4: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 5: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 6: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 192 10-8
Round 2: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 3: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 4: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 5: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 6: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 192 10-8
Round 2: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 3: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 4: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 5: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Round 6: Joey Calzaghe 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 192 wins by a technical knockout!
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