Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mad Cow Flatulence defeated Catbert by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Friday, June 30, 2000In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Catbert!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Mad Cow Flatulence!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Catbert tags Flatulence with a flurry of light blows to the stomach.
+Flatulence pounds Catbert with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence fires a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Catbert thumps Flatulence with a series of nasty shots to the ribs.
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-Catbert charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Flatulence backs out of it.
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-Catbert attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Flatulence backs out of it.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence hits with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence punches Catbert with a flurry of shots to the ribs!! Catbert hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 11 of 25 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 26 of 31 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 10-9
Catbert doesn't want to stop fighting!
Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
+Flatulence hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Catbert pummels Flatulence with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Flatulence attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Catbert wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Flatulence hits Catbert with a flurry of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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+Catbert annoys Flatulence with a flurry of solid blows to the nose.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Catbert throws a vicious uppercut to the head. Flatulence quickly recovers.
-Catbert charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Flatulence ducks.
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-Flatulence throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Catbert launches a volley of left shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Catbert lashes out with a right left to the ribs, but Flatulence blocks.
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+Catbert catches Flatulence with a pair of punches to the chin!
+Catbert lands a volley of shots to the mouth. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Flatulence tattoos Catbert with a series of hard punches to the ribs!
+Flatulence jars Catbert with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Catbert attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 28 of 45 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 23 of 31 punches.
Catbert won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Catbert doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Flatulence fires a barrage of strong punches to the chin!!
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+Flatulence rocks Catbert with a off balance jab to the head.
-Catbert fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but Flatulence escapes.
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+Flatulence strikes with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Catbert launches a volley of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Flatulence lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Flatulence lands a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
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+Flatulence wakes up the fans with a barrage of light blows to the nose!
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+Flatulence shakes Catbert with a off balance uppercut to the temple.
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+Catbert backs up Flatulence with a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 11 of 24 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 44 of 51 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 29-28
Catbert doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
-Catbert lunges with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Flatulence quickly backs away.
-Flatulence probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Catbert ducks.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence hits with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Flatulence throws a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Catbert doesn't notice.
+Catbert tattoos Flatulence with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+Catbert lands a pair of vicious blows to the jaw.
+Flatulence connects with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
+Catbert annoys Flatulence with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Catbert probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Flatulence blocks.
-Catbert lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence punches Catbert with a jab to the chin.
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+Catbert tags Flatulence with a flurry of stiff blows to the chin. Flatulence quickly recovers.
+Catbert attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Flatulence pummels Catbert with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Flatulence backs up Catbert with a flurry of strong shots to the mouth. Catbert quickly recovers.
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+Catbert drills Flatulence with a series of powerful shots to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.
-Catbert lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 26 of 47 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 40 of 46 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 39-37
Catbert doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Flatulence hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Flatulence attacks with a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Catbert attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Flatulence stays away from it.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Catbert launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Catbert attacks with a volley of mean shots to the stomach.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Catbert charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Flatulence rocks Catbert with a series of solid blows to the stomach!
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+Flatulence lands a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Catbert hits with a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
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-Flatulence paws a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 10 of 23 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 26 of 29 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 49-46
Catbert doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
-Flatulence tries a cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Catbert tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Catbert attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Catbert probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Catbert slams Flatulence with a series of vicious blows to the chin.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence catches Catbert with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Catbert throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Catbert hits with a series of blows to the chest.
+Catbert pounds Flatulence with a series of painful blows to the stomach.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence annoys Catbert with a wild jab to the stomach. Catbert asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Flatulence annoys Catbert with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
+Catbert grazes Flatulence with a roundhouse to the stomach.
-Catbert tries a uppercut to the eye, but Flatulence narrowly avoids it
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-Catbert probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Flatulence quickly backs away.
+Catbert smacks Flatulence with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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+Flatulence hurts Catbert with a volley of blows to the chest!
+Catbert lashes out with a volley of hard punches to the head.
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+Flatulence annoys Catbert with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 36 of 65 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 23 of 33 punches.
Catbert won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 58-56
Catbert remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Catbert solidly lands a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Catbert charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
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-Catbert throws a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence jolts Catbert with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Catbert wakes up the fans with a barrage of quick shots to the stomach.
+Flatulence pops Catbert with a volley of punches to the chest. Catbert ignores it.
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+Flatulence scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Catbert quickly recovers.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach!! Catbert quickly recovers.
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+Flatulence punches Catbert with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 12 of 23 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 27 of 32 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 68-65
Catbert remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Catbert throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Flatulence steps aside.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence pummels Catbert with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Catbert wakes up the fans with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Flatulence punches Catbert with a wild jab to the chest!
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence connects with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Catbert attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Flatulence connects with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach! Catbert doesn't seem bothered.
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-Catbert tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Flatulence hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 10 of 24 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 26 of 33 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 78-74
Catbert remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Catbert clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Catbert annoys Flatulence with a wild right to the ribs!
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+Flatulence hits with a glancing uppercut to the temple. Catbert backpedals to his own corner.
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-Catbert probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Flatulence deftly avoits it.
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-Catbert lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Catbert hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence lashes out with a heavy roundhouse to the face.
-Catbert paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Flatulence covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 7 of 21 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 14 of 17 punches.
Catbert won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 87-84
Catbert remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Catbert is brawling. (inside)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
+Flatulence stuns Catbert with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
+Flatulence connects with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
+Flatulence pokes Catbert with a series of punches to the face.
+Catbert hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Flatulence lands a commanding jab to the nose.
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-Catbert probes with a volley of blows to the face, but misses completely.
+Flatulence smashes Catbert with a barrage of shots to the nose!!
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+Flatulence solidly lands a pair of nice punches to the mouth!
+Flatulence tags Catbert with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Flatulence punches Catbert with a pair of punches to the nose. Catbert hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Catbert hurts Flatulence with a series of wild blows to the temple. Flatulence hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Catbert pops Flatulence with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Flatulence attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Catbert lunges with a right to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Catbert shakes Flatulence with a barrage of shots to the temple.
-Catbert paws a pair of right shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Flatulence backs up Catbert with a series of punches to the head.
Flatulence lands a mighty uppercut and Catbert hurtles to the canvas!!
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Catbert struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Catbert landed 17 of 33 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 47 of 47 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-8
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 97-92
Catbert grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Catbert is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Flatulence pops Catbert with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Flatulence fires a series of punches to the temple.
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+Flatulence tosses a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Flatulence annoys Catbert with a loud jab to the nose.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of blows to the chin.
Flatulence lands a devestating blow to the temple and Catbert drops like a stone!!
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Catbert struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Flatulence staggers Catbert with a series of loud punches to the head. Catbert doesn't notice.
Flatulence lands a powerful right haymaker and Catbert is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Mad Cow Flatulence wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Catbert looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 2: Catbert 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 6: Catbert 10-9
Round 7: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 8: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 9: Catbert 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 2: Catbert 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 6: Catbert 10-9
Round 7: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 8: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 9: Catbert 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 2: Catbert 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 6: Catbert 10-9
Round 7: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 8: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 9: Catbert 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-8
Mad Cow Flatulence wins by a knockout!
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