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Public Fight Report Match Friday, June 23, 2000 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 287 pounds (130 kilograms) is Martin Melin!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Mad Cow Flatulence!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Melin feints and fakes. (feinting) Flatulence clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Flatulence staggers Melin with a pair of blows to the chin. ... ... ... ... +Flatulence throws a flurry of blows to the chin. +Melin connects with a pair of light combinations to the stomach. ... -Flatulence tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance. +Flatulence takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the chest! ... Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Melin takes charge with a barrage of wild feints to the ribs. +Melin catches Flatulence with a series of loud shots to the solar plexus. ... ... +Melin lands a flurry of heavy feints to the chest. Flatulence quickly recovers. ... + The fighters trade combinations to the temple. -Flatulence lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air. ... +Melin fires a glancing feint and then a jab to the stomach!! Flatulence hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... -Flatulence attacks with a series of right combinations to the mouth, but Melin hides behind his gloves. ... +Melin hits with a series of nice feints to the solar plexus. +Flatulence tattoos Melin with a solid combination to the temple. +Flatulence lands a volley of heavy punches to the eye!! ... ... -Flatulence tries to land a series of right shots to the face, but Melin takes it in the forearms. ... Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Flatulence takes charge with a volley of punches to the mouth. +Flatulence smacks Melin with a series of nice punches to the face. Melin asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Flatulence lashes out with a volley of solid punches to the jaw. ... ... -Melin lunges with a volley of right feints to the chest, but Flatulence deftly avoits it. ... -Melin throws a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but goes wide. ... +Melin connects with a feint and then a hook to the ribs! Flatulence backpedals to his own corner. Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. + The fighters swap combinations to the head. +Flatulence lands a pair of shots to the mouth. BELL According to the commentator: Martin Melin landed 44 of 53 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 50 of 74 punches. Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9 Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 10-9 Melin doesn't want to stop fighting! Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Melin feints and fakes. (feinting) Flatulence clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Flatulence wallops Melin with a stinging feint and then a jab to the solar plexus. +Melin hits with a furious feint and then a jab to the stomach. -Melin launches a right feint and then a jab to the stomach, but Flatulence steps aside. +Flatulence connects with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. +Flatulence pummels Melin with a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. +Melin whacks Flatulence with a series of furious shots to the chest. -Flatulence attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Melin escapes. ... Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Flatulence attacks with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly. +Melin hits with a pair of feints to the solar plexus! ... +Flatulence jars Melin with a barrage of punches to the mouth. ... +Melin annoys Flatulence with a series of furious feints to the stomach. +Flatulence smacks Melin with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Melin backs up Flatulence with a feint and then a cross to the ribs. Flatulence covers up. -Melin lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly. +Melin nails Flatulence with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus! ... Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Flatulence tattoos Melin with a painful cross to the face. Melin sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Melin smacks Flatulence with a barrage of powerful combinations to the chest. -Flatulence lashes out with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail. ... +Flatulence jolts Melin with a hook to the solar plexus. -Flatulence attempts a series of shots to the nose, but he's too slow. ... ... ... +Flatulence grazes Melin with a series of stiff blows to the head. Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. -Melin tries a pair of left feints to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly. + The fighters exchange shots to the temple. ... ... Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them. +Flatulence thumps Melin with a barrage of feints to the temple. Melin hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Flatulence smacks Melin with a barrage of blows to the mouth! +Melin tosses a volley of combinations to the stomach. +Flatulence attacks with a series of blows to the temple. +Flatulence suprises Melin with a barrage of blows to the jaw. Melin gets mad! ... +Melin wakes up the fans with a barrage of off balance feints to the stomach. + The fighters trade shots to the jaw. BELL According to the commentator: Martin Melin landed 48 of 76 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 59 of 70 punches. Martin Melin won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Melin doesn't even want to rest! Flatulence doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Melin feints and fakes. (feinting) Flatulence throws everything he's got! (all-out) ... +Melin smacks Flatulence with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. +Melin tosses a pair of blows to the chest. Flatulence ignores it. +Melin annoys Flatulence with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus. ... +Melin hits Flatulence with a shot to the stomach. +Melin catches Flatulence with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Melin hits Flatulence with a pair of feints to the ribs! +Flatulence catches Melin with a series of vicious blows to the mouth. Melin hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Flatulence slams Melin with a volley of punches to the nose. Melin retreats to the far corner. Flatulence lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Melin hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Mad Cow Flatulence wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. Flatulence is obviously tired. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9 Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9 Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9 Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9 Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9 Mad Cow Flatulence wins by a knockout!