Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Laura "half-pint" Ingalls defeated Stupid Moron by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, June 21, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Stupid Moron!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Laura "half-pint" Ingalls !!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Moron probes with a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Half-pint tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Moron throws a barrage of furious punches to the face!!
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+Half-pint solidly lands a pair of punches to the mouth. Moron laughs!
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-Half-pint probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Half-pint tags Moron with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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+Moron grazes Half-pint with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Moron lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Moron hits Half-pint with a volley of punches to the face!
+Half-pint wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the nose. Moron covers up.
-Half-pint throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Half-pint attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Half-pint tags Moron with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Half-pint lands a jab to the eye. Moron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Moron strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 24 of 31 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 21 of 40 punches.
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 10-9
Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!
Half-pint doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Moron fights inside. (inside)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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-Half-pint lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Half-pint pokes Moron with a volley of shots to the temple. Moron shakes his head to clear it.
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+Moron rocks Half-pint with a barrage of vicious blows to the chin. Half-pint sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Half-pint tags Moron with a cross to the eye. Moron sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Moron lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Moron launches a flurry of left shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Moron charges with a left straight right to the face, but to no avail.
+Half-pint throws a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
+Half-pint hits with a flurry of punches to the nose!
+Moron slams Half-pint with a furious roundhouse to the temple!
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+Moron tattoos Half-pint with a series of powerful shots to the chin.
+Moron drills Half-pint with a pair of stinging shots to the eye. Half-pint laughs!
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+Half-pint slams Moron with a volley of loud shots to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 20 of 32 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 34 of 43 punches.
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 20-18
Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Half-pint throws a pair of powerful punches to the ribs. Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Moron drills Half-pint with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Half-pint laughs!
+Moron tosses a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
-Half-pint probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Moron escapes.
-Moron tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Moron lands a barrage of punches to the head. Half-pint asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Half-pint clocks Moron with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Moron hits with a flurry of furious punches to the chin!
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+Half-pint attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Moron doesn't notice.
+Moron hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Moron tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Moron pops Half-pint with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 30 of 38 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 18 of 35 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 29-28
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Moron stuns Half-pint with a nice left to the chin.
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-Moron attempts a jab to the chest, but misses.
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+Moron suprises Half-pint with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Half-pint fires a volley of punches to the face.
+Half-pint slams Moron with a volley of punches to the temple. Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Moron grazes Half-pint with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Moron jolts Half-pint with a jab to the eye. Half-pint is hurt!
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+Half-pint lands a volley of punches to the head.
+Half-pint pummels Moron with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Half-pint belts Moron with a volley of light punches to the face.
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-Half-pint attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Moron takes it in the forearms.
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+Half-pint punches Moron with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Half-pint attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Half-pint solidly lands a series of light punches to the chin!!
-Half-pint attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Moron takes it in the forearms.
-Half-pint probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 30 of 37 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 37 of 58 punches.
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 39-37
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Half-pint hits with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Moron drills Half-pint with a series of furious punches to the mouth! Half-pint sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Moron connects with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Half-pint tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Moron hurts Half-pint with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Moron lands a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Half-pint doesn't seem bothered.
-Moron paws a left to the mouth, but Half-pint ducks.
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-Half-pint lunges with a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Moron hits with a series of off balance punches to the chest!!
+Moron annoys Half-pint with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Moron smashes Half-pint with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+Half-pint slams Moron with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Half-pint tattoos Moron with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Moron tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but Half-pint backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 36 of 51 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 19 of 31 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 48-47
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Moron punches Half-pint with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Moron tosses a series of stiff shots to the chest.
-Half-pint attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Moron beats a hasty retreat.
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+Half-pint shakes Moron with a right to the jaw!
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+Moron scores with a straight right to the jaw!
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-Half-pint fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Moron leaps aside.
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+Half-pint belts Moron with a right to the temple.
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-Half-pint lashes out with a series of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Half-pint hits with a series of punches to the nose.
+Half-pint tosses a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Moron strikes with a volley of punches to the temple!!
+Half-pint hurts Moron with a quick left to the temple.
-Half-pint attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Moron escapes.
-Moron lunges with a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Moron solidly lands a light sweeping right to the chin.
+Half-pint lashes out with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Moron nails Half-pint with a jab to the nose.
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-Moron tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Moron hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 35 of 48 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 33 of 60 punches.
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 58-56
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Moron fights inside. (inside)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Half-pint backs up Moron with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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+Half-pint annoys Moron with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Moron nails Half-pint with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Moron hits Half-pint with a strong roundhouse to the chin.
+Moron shakes Half-pint with a barrage of quick blows to the temple.
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+Half-pint lands a volley of light punches to the head.
-Moron tries to land a jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Half-pint tries a pair of punches to the eye, but Moron covers himself well.
+Half-pint tosses a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Half-pint jolts Moron with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth!!
+Half-pint jars Moron with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth. Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Moron grazes Half-pint with a light right to the nose. Half-pint is hurt!
-Moron tries to land a volley of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 17 of 30 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 23 of 32 punches.
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 68-65
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Moron attacks with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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+Half-pint solidly lands a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Moron throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Half-pint solidly lands a series of combinations to the head.
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+Moron fires a volley of nice punches to the chin!!
-Moron throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Half-pint stays away from it.
+Half-pint jars Moron with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Moron sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Moron tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Moron hits with a series of punches to the temple.
-Half-pint fires a flurry of right combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Moron shakes Half-pint with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth. Half-pint ignores it.
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-Moron throws a pair of punches to the face, but Half-pint deftly avoits it.
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+Moron clocks Half-pint with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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+Moron jolts Half-pint with a jab to the stomach.
+Moron hits with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 49 of 64 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 16 of 23 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 77-75
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint comes out fighting.
+Moron suprises Half-pint with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Half-pint doesn't notice.
+Half-pint hits with a off balance left to the nose.
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+Moron clocks Half-pint with a pair of shots to the chest. Half-pint is hurt!
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-Moron launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Half-pint escapes.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Half-pint probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Moron deftly avoits it.
+Half-pint lands a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Moron whacks Half-pint with a wild uppercut to the stomach! Half-pint doesn't notice.
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+Moron thumps Half-pint with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Moron charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Moron backs up Half-pint with a light jab to the nose.
+Half-pint connects with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Half-pint probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Moron takes it in the forearms.
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+Moron nails Half-pint with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus!
+Half-pint suprises Moron with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Moron is hurt!
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+Moron lashes out with a loud cross to the face. Half-pint retreats to the far corner.
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+Moron lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Moron punches Half-pint with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
-Moron lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Half-pint attacks with a nice uppercut to the head.
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+Moron hits with a jab to the jaw! Half-pint ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 48 of 63 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 19 of 32 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 86-85
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Moron fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but Half-pint ducks.
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+Moron hits Half-pint with a wild jab to the mouth!
-Moron attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Moron attempts a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Moron connects with a series of solid punches to the chin.
-Half-pint attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Moron scores with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Half-pint tattoos Moron with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Half-pint lashes out with a powerful straight right to the face.
+Half-pint annoys Moron with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Moron lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Moron lashes out with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Moron attacks with a jab to the jaw!
-Half-pint throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Moron beats a hasty retreat.
+Half-pint stuns Moron with a hard jab to the stomach.
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-Moron tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Half-pint throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Half-pint shakes Moron with a series of glancing punches to the face. Moron retreats to the far corner.
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+Half-pint annoys Moron with a furious jab to the nose.
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+Half-pint staggers Moron with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Moron tags Half-pint with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Half-pint shakes Moron with a straight right to the stomach.
-Half-pint probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Moron ducks.
+Moron stuns Half-pint with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Half-pint lands a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 37 of 65 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 48 of 67 punches.
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 96-94
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Half-pint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Half-pint comes out fighting.
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-Moron probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Half-pint takes it in the forearms.
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+Moron throws a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Half-pint probes with a series of left shots to the nose, but Moron deftly avoits it.
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+Moron catches Half-pint with a volley of punches to the temple. Half-pint covers up.
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+Moron shakes Half-pint with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
-Moron launches a series of punches to the nose, but Half-pint blocks.
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+Moron pops Half-pint with a series of strong punches to the ribs!
+Moron fires a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Moron stuns Half-pint with a painful straight right to the jaw. Half-pint ignores it.
+Moron hits with a volley of loud punches to the temple!
-Moron throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Half-pint pounds Moron with a volley of heavy blows to the nose.
+Half-pint hits with a pair of wild shots to the temple.
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+Half-pint drills Moron with a pair of wild shots to the temple.
+Moron hurts Half-pint with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Half-pint backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid Moron landed 42 of 59 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 14 of 25 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 105-104
Moron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Half-pint doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Moron is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Half-pint hits with a pair of light punches to the face.
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+Moron scores with a flurry of wild blows to the jaw. Half-pint retreats to the far corner.
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-Moron throws a pair of uppercuts to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Half-pint backs up Moron with a straight right to the face.
+Moron pops Half-pint with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
+Half-pint punches Moron with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose!
Half-pint lands a slow motion left uppercut and Moron lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Moron is slowing down. He has a broken tooth.
Half-pint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 2: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 3: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 4: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 7: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 10: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Moron 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 2: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 10: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Moron 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 2: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 7: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 10: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Moron 10-9
Laura "half-pint" Ingalls wins by a knockout!
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