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(Lightweight) Stupid Moron defeated Top Gun by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Wednesday, June 14, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Stupid Moron!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Top Gun!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Top Gun clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Moron strikes with a series of punches to the head.
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+Moron connects with a jab to the solar plexus.
Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Moron smacks Top Gun with a volley of vicious punches to the nose!
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+Top Gun connects with a series of loud blows to the solar plexus.
+Moron drills Top Gun with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Moron rocks Top Gun with a barrage of punches to the head.
Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Top Gun probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Moron attacks with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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-Top Gun tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Moron quickly backs away.
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-Top Gun fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Moron leaps aside.
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+Moron clocks Top Gun with a pair of punches to the chin. Top Gun quickly recovers.
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-Top Gun tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Top Gun pops Moron with a flurry of stinging blows to the chest. Moron is hurt!
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+Moron connects with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Moron landed 32 of 32 punches, and Top Gun landed 10 of 33 punches.

Stupid Moron won the round 10-9

Stupid Moron is winning the fight 10-9


Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!

Top Gun doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Moron fights inside. (inside)
Top Gun clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Moron hits Top Gun with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Top Gun tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Top Gun attempts a left hook to the ribs, but Moron hides behind his gloves.
+Moron hammers Top Gun with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Top Gun jars Moron with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Top Gun pummels Moron with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Moron throws a series of light shots to the head! Top Gun falls against the ropes!
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Top Gun backs up Moron with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs. Moron ignores it.
+Moron scores with a volley of painful punches to the jaw!
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+Moron staggers Top Gun with a volley of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Moron landed 28 of 32 punches, and Top Gun landed 16 of 34 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Stupid Moron is winning the fight 20-19


Moron doesn't even want to rest!

Top Gun doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Moron fights inside. (inside)
Top Gun clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Top Gun hits with a series of strong blows to the chest.
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-Top Gun probes with a straight right to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Moron jars Top Gun with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Moron solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Top Gun stuns Moron with a uppercut to the stomach.
-Moron lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Top Gun steps aside and laughs.
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+Moron strikes with a volley of loud shots to the jaw.
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+Moron lands a pair of solid shots to the temple.
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Top Gun probes with a uppercut to the chest, but Moron ties him up.
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+Top Gun takes charge with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus!
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+Moron hits with a pair of strong punches to the nose!
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-Top Gun attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Moron steps aside and laughs.
Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Moron landed 27 of 30 punches, and Top Gun landed 17 of 32 punches.

Stupid Moron won the round 10-9

Stupid Moron is winning the fight 30-28


Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Top Gun doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

Moron clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Top Gun clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Top Gun tries to attack, but Moron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Top Gun launches a series of blows to the chest, but Moron stays away from it.
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-Top Gun attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Top Gun throws a series of blows to the chest, but Moron narrowly avoids it
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Top Gun tries to attack, but Moron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Top Gun tries to attack, but Moron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Top Gun staggers Moron with a barrage of painful blows to the ribs!
Top Gun tries to attack, but Moron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Top Gun tries to attack, but Moron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Moron pummels Top Gun with a pair of light shots to the nose.
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+Top Gun tags Moron with a painful uppercut to the ribs!!
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Top Gun launches a pair of shots to the ribs, but Moron steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Moron landed 5 of 8 punches, and Top Gun landed 12 of 36 punches.

Top Gun won the round 10-9

Stupid Moron is winning the fight 39-38


Moron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Top Gun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

Moron fights inside. (inside)
Top Gun clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Moron attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Top Gun leaps aside.
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Moron pummels Top Gun with a flurry of nasty blows to the nose.
-Top Gun fires a series of blows to the chest, but Moron leaps aside.
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Moron tries to attack, but Top Gun hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Top Gun fires a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Moron deftly avoits it.
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+Top Gun tosses a hook to the ribs.
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-Top Gun launches a hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Moron tags Top Gun with a painful cross to the chin!
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+Top Gun scores with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Moron backs up Top Gun with a series of strong punches to the nose!! Top Gun asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Moron staggers Top Gun with a heavy uppercut to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Moron landed 24 of 29 punches, and Top Gun landed 16 of 34 punches.

Stupid Moron won the round 10-9

Stupid Moron is winning the fight 49-47


Moron is obviously tired.

Top Gun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Moron fights inside. (inside)
Top Gun is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Top Gun clocks Moron with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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+Moron thumps Top Gun with a volley of strong blows to the nose.
+Moron hits with a glancing roundhouse to the face. Top Gun covers up.
+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
+Top Gun catches Moron with a volley of punches to the temple. Moron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Top Gun lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Moron is knocked out of the ring!!

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Moron struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Moron belts Top Gun with a series of loud blows to the temple.
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+Moron tosses a roundhouse to the eye.
Moron lands a decisive uppercut and Top Gun is flattened!!

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Top Gun struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Moron hurts Top Gun with a volley of uppercuts to the head.
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+Top Gun fires a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Top Gun pummels Moron with a barrage of nice crosses to the nose!! Moron laughs!
Top Gun lands a quick right blow to the temple and Moron is knocked down!!

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Moron struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Top Gun attacks with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Moron pokes Top Gun with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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+Moron staggers Top Gun with a flurry of uppercuts to the face.
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+Top Gun fires a barrage of crosses to the jaw. Moron gets mad!
+Top Gun slams Moron with a barrage of strong roundhouses to the mouth!!
+Moron pounds Top Gun with a series of blows to the eye.
Moron lands a mighty right smash to the jaw and Top Gun's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Stupid Moron wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Moron looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Top Gun is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Top Gun 10-9
Round 5: Top Gun 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 3: Top Gun 10-9
Round 4: Top Gun 10-9
Round 5: Top Gun 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Top Gun 10-9
Round 5: Top Gun 10-9

Stupid Moron wins by a knockout!