Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Wild Herd by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, October 29, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wild covers up.
+Wild rocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of combinations to the face! Wild hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal blow to the head and Wild staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of combinations to the head. Wild quickly recovers.
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-Wild tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a series of combinations to the face, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 5 pounds Wild with a volley of punches to the head. Wild backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a powerful right hook and Wild is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with Wild with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Wild with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of off balance combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering punch in the nose and Wild hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wild doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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