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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Ramoz Johanson by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, October 22, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Ramoz Johanson!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Johanson tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Johanson paws a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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-Johanson charges with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Johanson stuns Dorkness 5 with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 punches Johanson with a volley of combinations to the chin! Johanson hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Johanson with a barrage of loud combinations to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Johanson lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Johanson collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!