Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 7 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, October 20, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 7!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Boom I jolts Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of furious combinations to the face.
+Boom I solidly lands a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw. Strawizzle 7 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Boom I fires a quick left to the face!!
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+Boom I pops Strawizzle 7 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Strawizzle 7 lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Strawizzle 7 fires a series of shots to the ribs.
Strawizzle 7 lands a quick right blow to the temple and Boom I hurtles to the canvas!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I punches Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of loud combinations to the temple.
Boom I lands a sudden uppercut and Strawizzle 7 goes down!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 7 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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