Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Squeezer 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, October 4, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Squeezer 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Boom I lands a glancing hook to the head!
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tosses a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Squeezer attempts a barrage of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
+Boom I clocks Squeezer with a pair of punches to the face.
-Squeezer lunges with a barrage of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Squeezer probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pummels Squeezer with a series of shots to the mouth.
Boom I lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Squeezer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I is obviously tired.
Squeezer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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