Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Ramoz Johanson by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, September 24, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Ramoz Johanson!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Johanson tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Johanson attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Johanson with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
+Dorkness 5 scores with a series of punches to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a ferocious right uppercut and Johanson is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Johanson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Johanson with a series of nasty combinations to the face.
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-Johanson tries a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 5 punches Johanson with a series of combinations to the face. Johanson is hurt!
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Johanson is flattened!!
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Johanson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Johanson with a pair of wild punches to the face.
Dorkness 5 lands a lightning punch in the nose and Johanson falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Johanson collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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