Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails defeated The "Thieving Monkey" by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, September 13, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is The "Thieving Monkey"!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Thieving Monkey is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Thieving Monkey attempts a sweeping right to the head, but falls short.
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+Thieving Monkey throws a jab to the chin. The Goverment Dust Bug gets mad!
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+The Goverment Dust Bug punches Thieving Monkey with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Thieving Monkey throws a vicious cross to the face.
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+Thieving Monkey wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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-The Goverment Dust Bug tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but Thieving Monkey leaps aside.
+The Goverment Dust Bug pops Thieving Monkey with a stinging straight right to the nose. Thieving Monkey shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug pokes Thieving Monkey with a quick jab to the eye.
-Thieving Monkey charges with a right to the nose, but The Goverment Dust Bug deftly avoits it.
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+Thieving Monkey throws a pair of punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
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+Thieving Monkey jolts The Goverment Dust Bug with a solid left to the mouth.
+The Goverment Dust Bug annoys Thieving Monkey with a pair of strong punches to the face!
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a brutal haymaker and Thieving Monkey hurtles to the canvas!!
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Thieving Monkey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails landed 22 of 32 punches, and The "Thieving Monkey" landed 21 of 31 punches.
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails won the round 10-8
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails is winning the fight 10-8
The Goverment Dust Bug doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thieving Monkey doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Thieving Monkey is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Thieving Monkey hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug tattoos Thieving Monkey with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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+Thieving Monkey smacks The Goverment Dust Bug with a light jab to the solar plexus.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug connects with a solid jab to the temple!
+The Goverment Dust Bug rocks Thieving Monkey with a pair of punches to the nose.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Thieving Monkey's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Thieving Monkey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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-Thieving Monkey tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but The Goverment Dust Bug hides behind his gloves.
+The Goverment Dust Bug fires a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug connects with a jab to the eye.
+Thieving Monkey smacks The Goverment Dust Bug with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. The Goverment Dust Bug sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Thieving Monkey lashes out with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Thieving Monkey punches The Goverment Dust Bug with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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+Thieving Monkey hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug tattoos Thieving Monkey with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Thieving Monkey hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Goverment Dust Bug tries a left to the mouth, but Thieving Monkey escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails landed 24 of 32 punches, and The "Thieving Monkey" landed 27 of 37 punches.
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails won the round 10-8
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails is winning the fight 20-16
The Goverment Dust Bug doesn't even want to rest!
Thieving Monkey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Thieving Monkey is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Thieving Monkey tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but The Goverment Dust Bug stays away from it.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug throws a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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+Thieving Monkey tags The Goverment Dust Bug with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus! The Goverment Dust Bug seems wobbly!
+Thieving Monkey stuns The Goverment Dust Bug with a volley of hard shots to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+The Goverment Dust Bug hits with a right to the head.
-Thieving Monkey attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Thieving Monkey throws a series of right blows to the chest, but The Goverment Dust Bug leaps aside.
+The Goverment Dust Bug solidly lands a series of painful punches to the temple. Thieving Monkey backpedals to his own corner.
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-The Goverment Dust Bug fires a hook to the nose, but Thieving Monkey leaps aside.
+The Goverment Dust Bug punches Thieving Monkey with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a quick blow to the head and Thieving Monkey falls senseless!!
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Thieving Monkey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thieving Monkey suprises The Goverment Dust Bug with a flurry of stinging shots to the nose.
+Thieving Monkey hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Thieving Monkey thumps The Goverment Dust Bug with a series of glancing blows to the temple.
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+Thieving Monkey solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the ribs. The Goverment Dust Bug retreats to the far corner.
+Thieving Monkey lashes out with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. The Goverment Dust Bug is hurt!
+Thieving Monkey annoys The Goverment Dust Bug with a heavy left to the jaw.
+Thieving Monkey hammers The Goverment Dust Bug with a volley of punches to the stomach. The Goverment Dust Bug sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Goverment Dust Bug hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a slow motion haymaker and Thieving Monkey's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Goverment Dust Bug doesn't even want to rest!
Thieving Monkey is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-8
Round 2: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-8
Round 2: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-8
Round 2: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-8
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails wins by a knockout!
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