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(Middleweight) Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon defeated Fart Slammer by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, August 29, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 155 pounds (70 kilograms) is Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but The Croat Comet quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 9 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 10-9


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 20-18


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 7 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 30-27


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but The Croat Comet narrowly avoids it
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+The Croat Comet fires a flurry of wild punches to the temple! Slammer ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 40-36


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer charges with a pair of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 50-45


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 60-54


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer paws a series of left punches to the face, but The Croat Comet covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 70-63


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer lashes out with a volley of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 7 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 80-72


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer throws a volley of right blows to the head, but The Croat Comet covers himself well.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 90-81


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer fires a series of right punches to the temple, but The Croat Comet blocks.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 100-90


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 11

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but The Croat Comet ducks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 110-99


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 12

The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer tries a hook to the chin, but only hits air.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 120-108


The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 2: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 3: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 4: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 5: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 6: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 7: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 8: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 9: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 10: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 11: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 12: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9

Total Score: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 2: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 3: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 4: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 5: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 6: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 7: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 8: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 9: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 10: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 11: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 12: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9

Total Score: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 2: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 3: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 4: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 5: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 6: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 7: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 8: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 9: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 10: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 11: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 12: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9

Total Score: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 120-108

Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon wins by decision!